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RiffRandell

(5,909 posts) Thu Oct 31, 2013, 10:15 AM Oct 2013

Post your Halloween jokes here.

What do ghosts eat for dinner?

Spooketti.

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Post your Halloween jokes here. (Original Post) RiffRandell Oct 2013 OP

I've got three: NYC_SKP Oct 2013 #1

Where do fashionable ghosts shop? hermetic Oct 2013 #2

If Rita Rudner came knocking on my door, Aristus Oct 2013 #3

Those are so cute! RiffRandell Oct 2013 #5

football/soccer related Rambis Oct 2013 #4

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? RiffRandell Oct 2013 #6

NYC_SKP

(68,644 posts)

1. I've got three:

Reply to RiffRandell (Original post)

Thu Oct 31, 2013, 10:27 AM

Oct 2013

hermetic

(8,310 posts)

2. Where do fashionable ghosts shop?

Reply to RiffRandell (Original post)

Thu Oct 31, 2013, 10:39 AM

Oct 2013

Bootiques.

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?

Frostbite.

"Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, 'Never take candy from strangers.' And then they dressed me up and said, 'Go beg for it.' I didn't know what to do. I'd knock on people's doors and go, 'Trick or treat . . . no thank you.'" ~ Rita Rudner