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(149,627 posts)Uh, I hate to tell you, but........
It's not over, not by a long shot.
Now, we have Christmas.
UTUSN
(70,696 posts)I hate being my age.
CaliforniaPeggy
(149,627 posts)I'm sorry you hate being your age...
I figure getting older is inevitable......if we're lucky.
UTUSN
(70,696 posts)* My (ex-/FIRED) doctor said to me, when I said, "What's going ON, Doctor? I never used to have anything wrong!"
And he (with my CHART IN FRONT OF HIM WITH ALL my data), asked (SARCASTICALLY), "How old ARE YOU?
And I said, (back then ) "Fifty."
And he said, "That's what fifty is LIKE!1"
That's "joke" #1.
Then ten yrs of me re-telling this joke, I told it to my 90+ yrs old classy aunt, who replied:
"Sweetheart, he was very rude to you, but he was TELLING YOU THE TRUTH!1"
libodem
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libodem
(19,288 posts)I was worried no one had a sense of humor in this thread.
trof
(54,256 posts)WAS IT OVER WHEN THE GREMANS BOMBED PEARL HARBOR?
HELL NO!
WE'RE GONNA WHIP THEM DAMN GREMAN'S ASSES!
HELL YEAH!