Hamburgo al formaggio del tutti.

It's prison-grade beef topped with a 8-cheese blend (four of which are cheddar and none are Italian-origin cheeses) and a bolognaise sauce. It's served with your choice of patatine fritte di merda (french fries of shit) or Cena Kraft con broccoli e hotdog (Kraft Mac and Cheese with broccoli and hot dogs) for $12.95. Like all OG entrees, it comes with soup, salad and bread-sticks.

Especially one sold by a crappy Italian Food chain. I don't eat there for a reason.....

Presenting the Breast-Fed

she opted for Steak n shake. Rather timely for this thread.

Why she didn't pick me?

Oh, different OG. my bad.

"Ci arrendiamo" means "we surrender" in Italian - depicting how the famed pseudo-Italian chain is surrendering to the whims of a fickle dining public who'd rather pay to eat basic-training mess hall burgers than attempt to survive classic Olive Garden specialties like "Capellini pomodoro" (a can of stewed tomatoes dumped over a bowl of spaghetti noodles), "Grilled Pork Veneto" (a can of tomato sauce dumped over three or four cut-up McRib patties - the number you actually get depends on whether anyone bothered to pay the rent on the freezer this month), or Strassenunfälle Alfredo (a prime filet of the dead animal we found in the road in front of the store yesterday morning, covered in the jellied milk with black pepper in it we call alfredo sauce and served garnished with gravel and part of a broken headlight).

Only one of those three dishes isn't on an actual Olive Garden menu. Your job: find it.

At $9.99 it has to be good! Doesn't it? DUH

Or not.