***MFM UPDATE***

I finally talked to MFM on the phone. After being phoneless for well over a week, I got my "new" used phone today and got it activated. (and I rec http://www.cellularcountry.com/ if you need a phone and don't need perfection) Then I started trying to call Mr. What is That Uncomfortable Lump?-Bed Phone up His Ass. Finally got through just now. We had a great chat (saying a lot as I actually hate talking on the phone, despite my acute withdrawal there) and I am still chuckling.

You know how he has been posting these occasional typo-filled short blurbs? That make it look like he has lost his motor control function or some other severe issue like that? ppppfffttttt it is because he has tubes and monitors on his fingers. He simply can't type because there is shit in the way.

He can't get logged on because when he puts in a passwoerd or username it has too many letters like some cat walking across the keyboard as you type. I have to confess I was getting a little worried about his writing and apparent loss of function. I know he has been sicker this time than the last couple of tune-ups but he is doing ok, considering. The MFer MFM is Fing IMMortal, for sure!

He will be getting out of the hospital any day now and going over to rehab to build his strength back up so he can get home and figure out how to turn on his new TeeVee.

He wanted me to be sure to leave you with this mental image: all warm and fuzzy from the many TTBBs.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
also pink and wrinkly.












good to talk to you, ya big doofus!