Oh that's horrible. Dana ; )

Sense of humor. At least he wasn't seen wih Clinton's alien.

"Sign up here to join the Poor Speller Removal Team

Spelling has sometimes been an issue at DU. Part of the DU experience is becoming a better speller. That's why we removed the Spell Check. It was a crutch used by the weak. At the new DU, you either learn how to spell, or you go away. In that spirit, I am authorized to impanel the first Poor Speller Removal Team (PSR Team). "

http://www.democraticunderground.com/~Renew%20Deal

He kept calling people "ser."

It's "EMpanel"...

it's been over a week since his last post, which is unusual. Dana ; )

He's hanging with Jesus now.

Jesus asks him, "Sooo ... did ya do the accent?"

"I couldn't do the accent, Jesus," the Magistrate replies, "because it was a text-based message board. I had to write everything the way I thought the accent would sound to the reader."

"You like to write?" Jesus asks.

"I did, until you yanked me off the planet with your Rapture trick."

"I wrote something once," Jesus says wistfully. "In the sand. With my finger." (Trying to appear modest...) "In front of people. It made the Bible ... the book of John, chapter 8."

And the Magistrate does his best to look impressed, hoping that Jesus can't read minds.