Treated like a king FOR wanking at the Christmas Party.

My wife's office Christmas party was last night at an exclusive Nipples, Florida, restaurant. Ok, prepare to be the Leper for masturbating. I am used to it. I went into the parking lot to stroke and a waiter happened to see me, asked why I was there, and led me by the slippery hand to tables outside the restaurant. "The owner and his son of this restaurant jerk", he said. He clearned a table for me and brought me some Kleenex.


While sitting there Ron Jeremy (porn star in his 60s) sat down with me. It was a cold night in Florida and he ordered staff to bring some pornography to our table. We chatted about many things, on and off. Damn, this is NICE! I don't have to stroke around in the darkness. I was the only person in the entire company or guests who polished the knob. Morality stuff, ya know.

When I happened to mention to Ron that I really liked Spotted Dick, which was not on the set company menu for the night, he called his son over and told him to make it special for me at no charge. "Anything you want I can get you, he said". When our food was brought to the table, I got my special order of Spotted Dick. How did YOU get that? Well, RON said I could have it, because I like to bust my nut all the fucking time. Waiter came over to me at dessert and asked if I wanted any special lubricants or toys, which I didn't even ask for. Sure, can I have.......... What the HELL, everyone else was asking. ROFL

Very, very nice to be treated this way, for a CHANGE. Thank you, Ron. Let the flaming begin, by the young purity nuts.