Just when you think they've exhausted the outrageous..... I thought, at first, this was a thinly veiled (in poor taste) slam on Santorum, but.... apparently no?

'baby daddy' issues.

Tell me it's a joke.

Tell them you're Mrs Dick Santorum

*in a coffin...check.

*in a church...check. My college dorm was a church and still has active chapels. It's also a castle.
Super-awesome bonus. +10pts.

*on a religious symbol in public...In my defense I just thought it was a campus rose-garden, I didn't realize it was an outdoor chapel to the Holy Virgin, nor that that wasn't a bench. If I'd known, I probably wouldn't have done it.

*in the presence of the deceased...I'm going to take a pass on that one.

Congrats, Maury...you've finally managed to find something so transgressive that I'd never do it. So close to being perfectly-impure.