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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsEvery day, Justin Bieber becomes a little bit more of a hero to me.
Eggs and coke. Attaboy, way to work the full spectrum of "former child stardom."
http://celebrity.yahoo.com/blogs/celeb-news/cops-raid-justin-bieber-s-home-with-warrant-connected-to-egg-throwing-incident-173348300.html
Incitatus
(5,317 posts)Locut0s
(6,154 posts)Number one:
"Eleven squad cars showed up to conduct the search at 8 a.m. Authorities were looking for any evidence connecting Bieber to the egg-tossing altercation, according to Lt. David Thompson. This includes everything from egg cartons to surveillance camera video, or any videotaped evidence of the evening that may exist on computers or other cameras."
11 squad cars!? Special treatment no? Do we really need 11 cars for Bieber's egging when murders don't even get that many!?
Number two:
"According to California law, vandalism charges hit the felony level when damages exceed $400. Bieber's neighbor has claimed the egging did $20,000-plus worth of damage to his abode."
20 thousand! Must have hit the crystal chandelier or something. Given the neighbourhood that's probably quite likely really. That or it was more than eggs. Oops Justin Bieber was throwing rocks they should have sent 30 squad cars.
jmowreader
(50,562 posts)I mean, really: unless Mr. Bieber was shooting hard-boiled Ostrich eggs out of an air cannon at the neighbor's windows, it shouldn't take the neighbor's maintenance man more than...oh, maybe an hour with a pressure washer and a leaf vac...to completely eradicate all signs he'd been violated.
This kinda reminds me of the incident in "Alice's Restaurant" where every cop, sheriff's deputy and state patrolman in Berkshire County showed up to "investigate" the heinous crime of Arlo Guthrie throwing half a ton of rotten garbage over the side of a cliff. How many 8x10 color glossy photos with circles and arrows on them will be made investigating this particular crime of the century, and will Justin Bieber ever be sent to sit on the Group W bench?
Mr.Bill
(24,319 posts)all kinds of cop equipment they had hangin' around the police officer station."
Ptah
(33,037 posts)27 8×10 color glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the
back of each one explaining what each one was to be used as evidence
jmowreader
(50,562 posts)And Officer Obie knew right then that the judge wasn't gonna look at the twenty-seven 8x10 color glossy pictures with the circles and arrows.
UncleYoder
(233 posts)Demo_Chris
(6,234 posts)I can EASILY believe it would cost 20K to replace or repair. If you have never worked wit hit or seen it, it's both beautiful and an ungodly pain in the ass to work with.
mgcgulfcoast
(1,127 posts)did justin have a good time
jakeXT
(10,575 posts)Lady Freedom Returns
(14,120 posts)jakeXT
(10,575 posts)aint_no_life_nowhere
(21,925 posts)Occasional outbursts of intemperate behavior are the burden borne by those blessed with legendary creative genius.
Throd
(7,208 posts)Bucky
(54,065 posts)magical thyme
(14,881 posts)does that mean I'm blessed with legendary creative genius?
Locut0s
(6,154 posts)CBGLuthier
(12,723 posts)Actually comparing Bieber to Mozart. As if they have something in common other than being pasty white.
rug
(82,333 posts)SaveOurDemocracy
(4,400 posts)rug
(82,333 posts)And they all came back, shook my hand, and we had a great time on the bench, talkin about crime, mother stabbing, father raping, all kinds of groovy things that we was talking about on the bench.
SaveOurDemocracy
(4,400 posts)JustABozoOnThisBus
(23,364 posts)The Beeb will have street cred