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IrishAyes

(6,151 posts)
Fri Feb 7, 2014, 09:28 PM Feb 2014

A Case Too Tough for Sherlock to Solve

It happened in my kitchen today, suddenly like most disasters. When dashing about trying to get the dogs fed, I brushed against the coffee percolator - fortunately empty - sitting on a low side table. When I heard it hit the floor, I spun around and immediately started to gather up the pieces; that is, all the ones I could find.

The stem that fits inside the percolator is still in hiding. Since the dogs were nowhere nearby, I can't blame them. Nothing could have flown too far away, but I've spent an ungodly time looking for that darned stem. Moved all sorts of stuff to check extra well. During winter the dining table is completely laden with tender potted plants from outside, so I even parted the foliage on those, looking for that damned 10" stem. Where could it have gone??

Fortunately I have several percolators in waiting because I'm highly addicted to that kind of coffee, and sometimes the heating coil in one wears out. I'd go nuts if I couldn't simply swap out the bad one for another. And no, I never buy retail. Those suckers cost anywhere from $50-75 apiece! Good thing I still find them now and then for $5 at yard sales etc.

So I can probably rob the stem out of one of the coffee pots in waiting, but I still want to know where the aitch that other one flew off to. Don't bother with the ghost routine; I knew this place was probably haunted when I bought it but if there were any angry or mischievous spirits around, they would've manifested before now. The interior of the first floor back half of the house was a slave cabin built in 1845 like a fortress since this was frontier land at the time.

That's one of the main problems of winter when you can't heat your house very well. You wind up wrapped in so many layers to stay warm that it interferes with your surroundings. It's maddening to lose something that small but necessary so easily, and by accident at that! Mama said life was hard.

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A Case Too Tough for Sherlock to Solve (Original Post) IrishAyes Feb 2014 OP
Do you have cats? When something goes missing at my house, The Velveteen Ocelot Feb 2014 #1
No, no cats. I agree they pilfer, though. IrishAyes Feb 2014 #2
Maybe it is in your boot? siligut Feb 2014 #3
Now that makes me think, even at this hour. IrishAyes Feb 2014 #4

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,869 posts)
1. Do you have cats? When something goes missing at my house,
Fri Feb 7, 2014, 09:31 PM
Feb 2014

it usually turns out that the cats were responsible.

IrishAyes

(6,151 posts)
2. No, no cats. I agree they pilfer, though.
Fri Feb 7, 2014, 09:44 PM
Feb 2014

For that matter, so do my dogs. Once when I opened the door to let them out, I noticed little Molly Maguire had her chin tucked down. When I examined her closely, she had stuffed most of a glove in her mouth and was trying to hide the part that hung out by tucking her chin down over it. She has a thing for gloves; her step sister Brigid will pilfer and chew almost anything, but she favors wood and plastic. By now both have given up trying to chew metal.

IrishAyes

(6,151 posts)
4. Now that makes me think, even at this hour.
Sat Feb 8, 2014, 02:55 AM
Feb 2014

The incident happened in the kitchen, and that danged little stem could've flown into the top of the snow boots by the door. I hadn't thought of that, although one time I searched a lot for an earring that had fallen out and landed in my coat pocket that didn't have a flap. Right now I've just gotten cozy at the desk because I took an unscheduled 3 hour nap late this evening. My feet are real happy sitting on the heating mat on the floor. But the snow boots are the first place I'll look when I get up. It's gotta be somewhere.

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