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Orrex

(63,221 posts) Sat Apr 5, 2014, 10:10 AM Apr 2014

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On the nature of the universe

If I flush the toilet and exit the bathroom, the toilet will continue to run indefinitely 100% of the time.

If I flush the toilet and stay in the bathroom, the toilet will fill to the proper level and stop 100% of the time.

Fuck you, universe.

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On the nature of the universe (Original Post) Orrex Apr 2014 OP

You need to follow the Toilet Rules to be in harmo0ny with the universe LiberalEsto Apr 2014 #1

If you jiggle the handle it becomes a Heisenberg toilet. nt rrneck Apr 2014 #2

Which brings up the old question about toilets... pinboy3niner Apr 2014 #3

Same in our house... Ron Obvious Apr 2014 #4

That, sir, is genius Orrex Apr 2014 #5

LiberalEsto

(22,845 posts)

1. You need to follow the Toilet Rules to be in harmo0ny with the universe

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Apr 5, 2014, 10:27 AM

Apr 2014

Here you go:

Make sure you keep that dissatisfied foot in the toilet, and don't boil to make an inedible food!

rrneck

(17,671 posts)

2. If you jiggle the handle it becomes a Heisenberg toilet. nt

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Apr 5, 2014, 10:54 AM

Apr 2014

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

3. Which brings up the old question about toilets...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Apr 5, 2014, 11:15 AM

Apr 2014

How do they KNOW?

Ron Obvious

(6,261 posts)

4. Same in our house...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Apr 5, 2014, 12:38 PM

Apr 2014

We call it the Game of Thrones.

Orrex

(63,221 posts)

5. That, sir, is genius

Reply to Ron Obvious (Reply #4)

Sat Apr 5, 2014, 02:11 PM

Apr 2014

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