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MrScorpio

(73,631 posts) Tue Jun 10, 2014, 09:58 AM Jun 2014

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I'm sure that he's lucky that she didn't have a moose handy as well...

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I'm sure that he's lucky that she didn't have a moose handy as well... (Original Post) MrScorpio Jun 2014 OP

Another case of a husband getting knickknack paddy-whacked pinboy3niner Jun 2014 #1

Safe to say she's not a traditionalist. Ususally weapon of choice is a chef knife. n/t sarge43 Jun 2014 #2

Maybe the squirrel was dinner and she reached out and grabbed the wrong thing? Baitball Blogger Jun 2014 #3

Of course. Mystery solved. sarge43 Jun 2014 #4

Except the squirrel was porcelain, hardly fit for dinner pinboy3niner Jun 2014 #6

Another possibility that Spousal Unit posited. sarge43 Jun 2014 #7

Good theory pinboy3niner Jun 2014 #8

I didn't see the original story sarge43 Jun 2014 #9

When squirrels are outlawed Ron Obvious Jun 2014 #5

Was it an assault squirrel? discntnt_irny_srcsm Jun 2014 #12

Spousal violence is no laughing matter The Second Stone Jun 2014 #10

Agreed! Marie Marie Jun 2014 #11

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

1. Another case of a husband getting knickknack paddy-whacked

Reply to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Jun 10, 2014, 12:05 PM

Jun 2014

sarge43

(28,941 posts)

2. Safe to say she's not a traditionalist. Ususally weapon of choice is a chef knife. n/t

Reply to MrScorpio (Original post)

Wed Jun 11, 2014, 09:13 AM

Jun 2014

Baitball Blogger

(46,705 posts)

3. Maybe the squirrel was dinner and she reached out and grabbed the wrong thing?

Reply to sarge43 (Reply #2)

Wed Jun 11, 2014, 09:26 AM

Jun 2014

sarge43

(28,941 posts)

4. Of course. Mystery solved.

Reply to Baitball Blogger (Reply #3)

Wed Jun 11, 2014, 09:28 AM

Jun 2014

And it happened in Florida. So obvious now.

/on edit/

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

6. Except the squirrel was porcelain, hardly fit for dinner

Reply to sarge43 (Reply #4)

Wed Jun 11, 2014, 11:49 AM

Jun 2014

It was a tacky knickknack.

sarge43

(28,941 posts)

7. Another possibility that Spousal Unit posited.

Reply to pinboy3niner (Reply #6)

Wed Jun 11, 2014, 12:21 PM

Jun 2014

A live squirrel with one hellva hardon

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

8. Good theory

Reply to sarge43 (Reply #7)

Wed Jun 11, 2014, 12:39 PM

Jun 2014

But the original story on this said porcelain knickknack. It failed to mention, however, whether or not a porcelain hardon was a factor.

sarge43

(28,941 posts)

9. I didn't see the original story

Reply to pinboy3niner (Reply #8)

Wed Jun 11, 2014, 12:43 PM

Jun 2014

However, an aroused porcelain squirrel may well be her preferred assault weapon.

Ron Obvious

(6,261 posts)

5. When squirrels are outlawed

Reply to MrScorpio (Original post)

Wed Jun 11, 2014, 11:41 AM

Jun 2014

Only outlaws will have squirrels.

Remember, the only person to stop a bad guy with a squirrel is a good guy with a squirrel.

They can have my squirrel when they pry it out of my cold, dead.... No, I'm not going there.

discntnt_irny_srcsm

(18,479 posts)

12. Was it an assault squirrel?

Reply to Ron Obvious (Reply #5)

Wed Jun 11, 2014, 11:51 PM

Jun 2014

The Second Stone

(2,900 posts)

10. Spousal violence is no laughing matter

Reply to MrScorpio (Original post)

Wed Jun 11, 2014, 12:50 PM

Jun 2014

But here I will make an exception.

Marie Marie

(9,999 posts)

11. Agreed!

Reply to The Second Stone (Reply #10)

Wed Jun 11, 2014, 11:35 PM

Jun 2014

Anyone have a video on just how she did this? WTF??

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