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alphafemale

(18,497 posts)
Sat Jun 14, 2014, 05:46 PM Jun 2014

Imagine the first game of "fetch"

Canines taught humans the game.

Canines would have been companions and partners on the hunt.

But that first time a dog brought a tossed bone back and looked up with wide eyes and wagging tail.

It was all over after that.

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Imagine the first game of "fetch" (Original Post) alphafemale Jun 2014 OP
Belly rubs... Ino Jun 2014 #1
I'd have done the same. Gidney N Cloyd Jun 2014 #2
Hah - my dog only played fetch once csziggy Jun 2014 #3
and then science took over rurallib Jun 2014 #4
My mom is going through the parrot version of this. noamnety Jun 2014 #5
Read "Null-p" by William Tenn... malthaussen Jun 2014 #6
Is it available on the I-tubes? alphafemale Jun 2014 #7
Yeah, and since he's dead now, no reason it shouldn't be public domain. malthaussen Jun 2014 #8
Oh. I'd pay for a download. alphafemale Jun 2014 #9

csziggy

(34,136 posts)
3. Hah - my dog only played fetch once
Sat Jun 14, 2014, 08:43 PM
Jun 2014

My husband threw a stick and Dan ran to get it, then brought it back. Husband praised Dan and threw the stick again.

Dan looked incredulously at my husband, then away at the stick, then sat with his back to my husband. His attitude clearly said, "I brought the stick back - why the FUCK are you throwing it away AGAIN?"

On the other hand our other dog would fetch as long as your arm held out. Dan would lay to one side watching the other dog, not quite laughing out loud at his antics.

 

noamnety

(20,234 posts)
5. My mom is going through the parrot version of this.
Sat Jun 14, 2014, 10:13 PM
Jun 2014

When their parrot was younger, my parents spent a lot of time teaching it to sing or whistle different songs.

Now the tables have turned. It's been making up tunes and teaching them to my mother. Some of the notes are a little out of her whistling range, though. So the bird demonstrates, she tries to copy and screws it up. He repeats, she tries again. When she finally gets it right, he nods and is done.

malthaussen

(17,194 posts)
8. Yeah, and since he's dead now, no reason it shouldn't be public domain.
Sun Jun 15, 2014, 10:16 AM
Jun 2014
http://www.scribd.com/doc/58707187/Tenn-William-Null-P

Warning, very sarcastic, funny, and clever sci-fi, but it does have dogs playing fetch.

-- Mal
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