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Major Nikon

(36,827 posts) Mon Jun 16, 2014, 04:21 PM Jun 2014

Man faces new accusations of having sex with pool float

The Heart wants what it wants - or else it does not care
-- Emily Dickinson

UPDATED 3:15 PM EDT Jun 11, 2014

HAMILTON, Ohio —A man with a previous record of public indecency was arrested Wednesday morning, accused of performing sexual acts on a pool float for a third time.

Police said Edwin Tobergta, 35, was seen having simulated sex with a pink life raft on Route 4 at about 8 a.m.

Witnesses said Tobergta was nude and in view of nearby businesses and passing cars.

According to police records, Tobergta was arrested for similar crimes in 2011 and 2013.

http://www.wlky.com/news/man-faces-new-accusations-of-having-sex-with-pool-float/26442204#!XxRch

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Man faces new accusations of having sex with pool float (Original Post) Major Nikon Jun 2014 OP

If it's a legitimate sexual act, the pool float has a way of shutting that whole thing down Submariner Jun 2014 #1

ROFL!! southerncrone Jun 2014 #7

This thread is useless without pictures. edbermac Jun 2014 #2

Another pic from a previous arrest Kaleva Jun 2014 #6

He must have felt a bit deflated when he was caught. Arugula Latte Jun 2014 #3

Thank God. I thought this was another Johnny Manziel thread! many a good man Jun 2014 #4

Whatever floats your boat. KamaAina Jun 2014 #5

they calling those adult blow up dolls "pool floats" now? rurallib Jun 2014 #8

I guess technically you could blow one up and use it as a pool float davidpdx Jun 2014 #12

Why does he have to do it so *publicly*? Is that part of the fetish? nomorenomore08 Jun 2014 #9

Talk about a double standard Generic Brad Jun 2014 #10

A couple of weeks ago, I saw a naked guy... GReedDiamond Jun 2014 #11

Just being naked is not illegal everywhere Major Nikon Jun 2014 #14

Well, he was laying in the middle of a large,... GReedDiamond Jun 2014 #16

I wonder if this man is mentally ill. If he wants to have sex with a life raft, that's his own raccoon Jun 2014 #13

Maybe the life raft can't get fully engorged any other way Major Nikon Jun 2014 #15

Submariner

(12,503 posts)

1. If it's a legitimate sexual act, the pool float has a way of shutting that whole thing down

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Mon Jun 16, 2014, 04:39 PM

Jun 2014

If this happened out in the open on Route 4, just think How many republicans are doing this out of sight in the privacy of their own homes.

southerncrone

(5,506 posts)

7. ROFL!!

Reply to Submariner (Reply #1)

Mon Jun 16, 2014, 07:26 PM

Jun 2014

edbermac

(15,938 posts)

2. This thread is useless without pictures.

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Mon Jun 16, 2014, 04:40 PM

Jun 2014

Kaleva

(36,295 posts)

6. Another pic from a previous arrest

Reply to edbermac (Reply #2)

Mon Jun 16, 2014, 07:09 PM

Jun 2014

Arugula Latte

(50,566 posts)

3. He must have felt a bit deflated when he was caught.

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Mon Jun 16, 2014, 04:50 PM

Jun 2014

many a good man

(5,997 posts)

4. Thank God. I thought this was another Johnny Manziel thread!

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Mon Jun 16, 2014, 05:23 PM

Jun 2014

KamaAina

(78,249 posts)

5. Whatever floats your boat.

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Mon Jun 16, 2014, 06:02 PM

Jun 2014

rurallib

(62,411 posts)

8. they calling those adult blow up dolls "pool floats" now?

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Mon Jun 16, 2014, 09:04 PM

Jun 2014

Ok - I can't keep up anymore.

davidpdx

(22,000 posts)

12. I guess technically you could blow one up and use it as a pool float

Reply to rurallib (Reply #8)

Tue Jun 17, 2014, 07:32 AM

Jun 2014

The male version has a nice "handle" to keep you from falling off.

nomorenomore08

(13,324 posts)

9. Why does he have to do it so *publicly*? Is that part of the fetish?

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Mon Jun 16, 2014, 09:21 PM

Jun 2014

Generic Brad

(14,274 posts)

10. Talk about a double standard

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Mon Jun 16, 2014, 09:27 PM

Jun 2014

Sure. It's always the guy who is at fault. As if the pool float had nothing to do with it.

GReedDiamond

(5,311 posts)

11. A couple of weeks ago, I saw a naked guy...

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Tue Jun 17, 2014, 12:57 AM

Jun 2014

...flat on his back, in the middle of a very busy Downtown Los Angeles intersection (Vignes at Ramirez St, in front of the Patsaouras Transit Plaza).

I was making a left from the far right left turn lane (there are 2 left turn lanes), and I came within about 3 feet of the naked guy, he was hard to see until you got right up on him, cuz he was laying flat on his back, and with the surrounding traffic, he was difficult to see.

He wasn't screwing anything though, like the guy in the OP's story, he was just flat on his back on the hot asphalt, sunning his naughty bits. Weird place for a sunbath, as there is a constant stream of buses and trucks, not to mention cars, where he laid out. He was apparently mentally ill, as I cannot fathom any other explanation for his behavior.

Don't know what happened with this guy. Usually, in this part of town, there are cops of every type - LAPD, LA County Sheriff, Federal Homeland Security Cops, Transit Cops, Amtrak Cops etc etc - within 50 feet in any direction, but, not this time.

I hope the guy got some help (assuming he didn't get run over).

Major Nikon

(36,827 posts)

14. Just being naked is not illegal everywhere

Reply to GReedDiamond (Reply #11)

Tue Jun 17, 2014, 08:44 AM

Jun 2014

Nor should it be. If he was creating some kind of hazard to himself or anyone else, the authorities should help him. Otherwise I don't see too much of a problem.

GReedDiamond

(5,311 posts)

16. Well, he was laying in the middle of a large,...

Reply to Major Nikon (Reply #14)

Tue Jun 17, 2014, 11:12 AM

Jun 2014

...heavily trafficked INTERSECTION in Los Angeles.

Laying in the street, on the asphalt. Not on the side of the road, or on the sidewalk or a bus bench.

You know, an intersection, the kind that cars, buses and trucks drive through, so yeah, he may have especially been a hazard to himself, plus, I would not have been happy about running over the guy, if that had happened.

If he was just running around naked, I wouldn't have mentioned it.

It seem that you missed much of the content of my post.

raccoon

(31,110 posts)

13. I wonder if this man is mentally ill. If he wants to have sex with a life raft, that's his own

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Tue Jun 17, 2014, 08:42 AM

Jun 2014

business, but to do it in public----that's a no-no.

Major Nikon

(36,827 posts)

15. Maybe the life raft can't get fully engorged any other way

Reply to raccoon (Reply #13)

Tue Jun 17, 2014, 08:46 AM

Jun 2014

I'm sure it's not as much fun limp.

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