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doxydad

(1,363 posts)
Wed Jun 18, 2014, 09:02 AM Jun 2014

71 names so awful New Zealand had to ban them: What were these parents thinking?

You thought “Apple” and “Facebook” were bad?

Some New Zealand parents were getting so creative devising unique names for their newborns that the country’s Department of Internal Affairs has stepped in to stop the shenanigans.

New Zealand released an official list of rejected names on Wednesday that includes “4Real,” “Mafia No Fear” and “Anal.” Other gems — like “.” and “*” — didn’t even bother with the alphabet. All of the names on the list were at some point proposed by parents, soon to be rejected by the government, which deemed the names too offensive.

In some cases, parents appeared to have lost any inspiration for coming up with a moniker for their offspring, naming the family’s latest addition simply “2nd”, “3rd” or “5th.”

The department has also forbidden names that might imply a child holds an official title or rank. That’s why requests to call children “King,” “Duke” and “Princess” have been turned down repeatedly since 2001.

New Zealand isn’t the only country where you have to have your baby name approved. CNN reported Sweden has also axed names like “Superman” and the inexplicable “Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116.”


http://www.salon.com/2013/05/01/71_names_so_awful_new_zealand_had_to_ban_them/

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71 names so awful New Zealand had to ban them: What were these parents thinking? (Original Post) doxydad Jun 2014 OP
Why do they hate freedom? Renew Deal Jun 2014 #1
Not long ago one of my coworkers took a call from someone named ABCD. Orrex Jun 2014 #2
Rofl. progressoid Jun 2014 #3
Not sure, but I think that ROFL was her brother. Orrex Jun 2014 #4
How's ROFL pronounced? Tom_Foolery Jun 2014 #5
I believe that the preferred pronunciation is RAH-ful. Orrex Jun 2014 #6
Rawful. Iggo Jun 2014 #7
I remember a name change petition listen in D.C. some years back ashling Jun 2014 #8
In my lifetime Sweet Freedom Jun 2014 #9
I had a couple of students named "Justice". femmocrat Jun 2014 #10
Probably after the Janet Jackson movie gmoney Jun 2014 #34
These girls are much younger.... femmocrat Jun 2014 #39
I know a woman who named her child Gonorrhea mokawanis Jun 2014 #11
Was this in WVa ? My mom knew a Gonorrhea in school there ... eppur_se_muova Jun 2014 #13
No, in Wisconsin mokawanis Jun 2014 #20
Her mother saw it on a medical chart while she was in the hospital .... eppur_se_muova Jun 2014 #24
“2nd”, “3rd” or “5th” and the like have a long history Glorfindel Jun 2014 #12
Why am I reminded of the Seinfeld where George wanted to name his kid "Seven"? Initech Jun 2014 #23
Reminds me of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- eppur_se_muova Jun 2014 #14
... Arugula Latte Jun 2014 #16
LOL! Art_from_Ark Jun 2014 #26
My research found HeiressofBickworth Jun 2014 #15
There is an American actor called Judge Reinhold Arugula Latte Jun 2014 #17
Here's a few of my own ancestors & relatives. AverageJoe90 Jun 2014 #25
Wasn't it a common practice to name a son the mother's maiden name? femmocrat Jun 2014 #40
I believe that was a Quaker tradition ... eppur_se_muova Jul 2014 #41
My first summer after graduating high school--1969--I worked in a hospital mnhtnbb Jun 2014 #18
better that than Summers Eve. BlancheSplanchnik Jun 2014 #29
Good one! mnhtnbb Jun 2014 #32
L-a = LaDasha KG Jun 2014 #19
People who give their kids frogmarch Jun 2014 #21
Damn, I was hoping to adopt a child and name them "Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116" NewJeffCT Jun 2014 #22
Maybe they were trying to let the infant come up with her own name ... surrealAmerican Jun 2014 #28
"All my friends just call me Brfxlllmmm6." nt eppur_se_muova Jul 2014 #42
In Japan, someone wanted to name their kid "Maou" Art_from_Ark Jun 2014 #27
I thought Sonny and Cher naming their daughter Chastity undeterred Jun 2014 #30
It probably wasn't as bad as naming a girl "Moon Unit", though. Art_from_Ark Jun 2014 #31
worse: naming a son Moon Blood OldEurope Jun 2014 #38
That's an old school name stemming from The Virtues gmoney Jun 2014 #35
I never heard of it. undeterred Jun 2014 #37
I met a woman named Virgin Bliss once LadyHawkAZ Jul 2014 #43
Lewis Black's take on this issue Bombero1956 Jun 2014 #33
Let's not Forget Picabo Wolf Frankula Jun 2014 #36
Once at jury duty, the arresting officer was named Paulie Jul 2014 #44

Renew Deal

(81,856 posts)
1. Why do they hate freedom?
Wed Jun 18, 2014, 09:21 AM
Jun 2014

That is what makes America great. You can name have a last name like Santorum.

Orrex

(63,209 posts)
2. Not long ago one of my coworkers took a call from someone named ABCD.
Wed Jun 18, 2014, 09:59 AM
Jun 2014

She pronounced it "ab-SEE-dee."

Orrex

(63,209 posts)
6. I believe that the preferred pronunciation is RAH-ful.
Wed Jun 18, 2014, 10:36 AM
Jun 2014

Probably comes down to regional preferences.

ashling

(25,771 posts)
8. I remember a name change petition listen in D.C. some years back
Wed Jun 18, 2014, 11:03 AM
Jun 2014

the person petitioned the court to legally change his name to, 666

gmoney

(11,559 posts)
34. Probably after the Janet Jackson movie
Fri Jun 20, 2014, 02:00 PM
Jun 2014

"Poetic Justice is a 1993 drama/romance film starring Janet Jackson and Tupac Shakur... the main character, Justice, writes beautiful poems which she recites throughout the movie. The poems are in fact by Maya Angelou."

That's what she was promoting when the famous topless-with-hands shot appeared on the cover of Rolling Stone. Despite the awful pun of the title, it hit number one at the box office... so, babies born about that time would be around 21 years old now.

femmocrat

(28,394 posts)
39. These girls are much younger....
Fri Jun 20, 2014, 05:39 PM
Jun 2014

early elementary school. Born about 7 - 8 years ago. Maybe they were named for the clothing store! LOL

eppur_se_muova

(36,262 posts)
24. Her mother saw it on a medical chart while she was in the hospital ....
Thu Jun 19, 2014, 06:35 PM
Jun 2014

and thought it "sounded pretty".

Glorfindel

(9,729 posts)
12. “2nd”, “3rd” or “5th” and the like have a long history
Wed Jun 18, 2014, 12:06 PM
Jun 2014

Secundus, Tertius, Quartus, Quintus, Sextus, Septimus, Octavius, Nonus, and Decimus don't sound too bad. I have actually known women named Octavia. Also Georgia, Florida, Tennessee, Virginia, Carolina, Missouri, Arizona, and Dakota.

eppur_se_muova

(36,262 posts)
14. Reminds me of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger-
Thu Jun 19, 2014, 12:43 AM
Jun 2014

- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm ...

http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode06.htm

 

Arugula Latte

(50,566 posts)
16. ...
Thu Jun 19, 2014, 01:27 AM
Jun 2014
Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm
That's my name too!
Whenever I go out
The people always shout:
"There goes Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm!"

HeiressofBickworth

(2,682 posts)
15. My research found
Thu Jun 19, 2014, 12:49 AM
Jun 2014

a family of wishful parents. Children named Commodore Perry, Judge Seymour, Judge William, Lawyer Joseph, Lawyer Perry and Sargent. No, none of them achieved the status of their names. Poor female child was named Submit.

 

Arugula Latte

(50,566 posts)
17. There is an American actor called Judge Reinhold
Thu Jun 19, 2014, 01:29 AM
Jun 2014

probably best known for his role in Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

 

AverageJoe90

(10,745 posts)
25. Here's a few of my own ancestors & relatives.
Thu Jun 19, 2014, 07:32 PM
Jun 2014

Schuyler, Rensselaer, and Yearby on my mom's side. And names like DeVaulter & Herrick, on my dad's. And that's just direct male ancestors. I found names like Averilla, Lettice, and Willanelle(from before the Revolution, believe it or not)for female ancestors.

femmocrat

(28,394 posts)
40. Wasn't it a common practice to name a son the mother's maiden name?
Fri Jun 20, 2014, 05:41 PM
Jun 2014

Those are really beautiful names. Lettice is British, I think... at least I remember hearing it on PBS! LOL

mnhtnbb

(31,388 posts)
18. My first summer after graduating high school--1969--I worked in a hospital
Thu Jun 19, 2014, 06:14 AM
Jun 2014

as a nursing unit clerk subbing for the clerks who were taking vacations.
As a result, I worked all the floors all over the hospital. One of the days I worked
OB-Gyn/Labor/Delivery a woman delivered and named her child "Summer Day". Everybody had
a good laugh over that and wondered whether the girl would change her name when
she grew up.

frogmarch

(12,153 posts)
21. People who give their kids
Thu Jun 19, 2014, 11:56 AM
Jun 2014

names like those have probably given their dawgs and other critters all the people names they know.

NewJeffCT

(56,828 posts)
22. Damn, I was hoping to adopt a child and name them "Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116"
Thu Jun 19, 2014, 12:22 PM
Jun 2014

I guess I won't be moving to a freedom hating country like Sweden.

surrealAmerican

(11,360 posts)
28. Maybe they were trying to let the infant come up with her own name ...
Thu Jun 19, 2014, 10:02 PM
Jun 2014

... by putting the keyboard in front of her hands?

Art_from_Ark

(27,247 posts)
27. In Japan, someone wanted to name their kid "Maou"
Thu Jun 19, 2014, 07:39 PM
Jun 2014

Written in the characters 魔王, it is the Japanese equivalent of "Satan". Fortunately, that name was nixed by the government.

OldEurope

(1,273 posts)
38. worse: naming a son Moon Blood
Fri Jun 20, 2014, 03:36 PM
Jun 2014

To the OP: Number 27, Justus, is a perfectly normal (though posh) name in Germany. It is pronounced like "Youstous" and it is from Latin, meaning just(sic!) that: fair, or fair-minded.

gmoney

(11,559 posts)
35. That's an old school name stemming from The Virtues
Fri Jun 20, 2014, 02:04 PM
Jun 2014

Faith, Hope, Charity are the big ones, but women have been long saddled with the names Patience, Constance, Chastity, and even Temperance.

Plus, Cher had a movie out in 1969 called "Chastity" (written and produced by Sonny Bono) -- the same year their daughter was born. So it may have been primarily for promotional purposes...

undeterred

(34,658 posts)
37. I never heard of it.
Fri Jun 20, 2014, 02:56 PM
Jun 2014

Must not have done too well at the box office. Faith, Hope, and Charity are ok but the rest are icky. I once had a supervisor named Love. I felt weird calling her that.

Wolf Frankula

(3,600 posts)
36. Let's not Forget Picabo
Fri Jun 20, 2014, 02:31 PM
Jun 2014

(Peek a boo). I once encountered someone named Weffachek. He never used it if he could avoid it. Went by his middle name, Lester.

Wolf

Paulie

(8,462 posts)
44. Once at jury duty, the arresting officer was named
Fri Jul 11, 2014, 07:22 AM
Jul 2014

Sterling Gunn

Not only to have a name like that but to also end up a cop.

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