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You thought Apple and Facebook were bad?
Some New Zealand parents were getting so creative devising unique names for their newborns that the countrys Department of Internal Affairs has stepped in to stop the shenanigans.
New Zealand released an official list of rejected names on Wednesday that includes 4Real, Mafia No Fear and Anal. Other gems like . and * didnt even bother with the alphabet. All of the names on the list were at some point proposed by parents, soon to be rejected by the government, which deemed the names too offensive.
In some cases, parents appeared to have lost any inspiration for coming up with a moniker for their offspring, naming the familys latest addition simply 2nd, 3rd or 5th.
The department has also forbidden names that might imply a child holds an official title or rank. Thats why requests to call children King, Duke and Princess have been turned down repeatedly since 2001.
New Zealand isnt the only country where you have to have your baby name approved. CNN reported Sweden has also axed names like Superman and the inexplicable Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116.
http://www.salon.com/2013/05/01/71_names_so_awful_new_zealand_had_to_ban_them/
Renew Deal
(81,856 posts)That is what makes America great. You can name have a last name like Santorum.
Orrex
(63,209 posts)She pronounced it "ab-SEE-dee."
"ab-SEE-dee" Isn't that a fungus?
Orrex
(63,209 posts)Tom_Foolery
(4,691 posts)Row-ful?
Orrex
(63,209 posts)Probably comes down to regional preferences.
Like awful, but with an R in front.
ashling
(25,771 posts)the person petitioned the court to legally change his name to, 666
Sweet Freedom
(3,995 posts)I have met women named Vagina, Edema and Angina.
femmocrat
(28,394 posts)Must be one of those trendy names now.
gmoney
(11,559 posts)"Poetic Justice is a 1993 drama/romance film starring Janet Jackson and Tupac Shakur... the main character, Justice, writes beautiful poems which she recites throughout the movie. The poems are in fact by Maya Angelou."
That's what she was promoting when the famous topless-with-hands shot appeared on the cover of Rolling Stone. Despite the awful pun of the title, it hit number one at the box office... so, babies born about that time would be around 21 years old now.
femmocrat
(28,394 posts)early elementary school. Born about 7 - 8 years ago. Maybe they were named for the clothing store! LOL
mokawanis
(4,440 posts)Pronounced Guh-nor-ee-uh.
I shit you not.
eppur_se_muova
(36,262 posts)Accent on the second syllable.
mokawanis
(4,440 posts)Sorry to hear two people ended up with that name!
eppur_se_muova
(36,262 posts)and thought it "sounded pretty".
Glorfindel
(9,729 posts)Secundus, Tertius, Quartus, Quintus, Sextus, Septimus, Octavius, Nonus, and Decimus don't sound too bad. I have actually known women named Octavia. Also Georgia, Florida, Tennessee, Virginia, Carolina, Missouri, Arizona, and Dakota.
Initech
(100,068 posts)eppur_se_muova
(36,262 posts)- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm ...
http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode06.htm
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)That's my name too!
Whenever I go out
The people always shout:
"There goes Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm!"
Art_from_Ark
(27,247 posts)HeiressofBickworth
(2,682 posts)a family of wishful parents. Children named Commodore Perry, Judge Seymour, Judge William, Lawyer Joseph, Lawyer Perry and Sargent. No, none of them achieved the status of their names. Poor female child was named Submit.
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)probably best known for his role in Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
AverageJoe90
(10,745 posts)Schuyler, Rensselaer, and Yearby on my mom's side. And names like DeVaulter & Herrick, on my dad's. And that's just direct male ancestors. I found names like Averilla, Lettice, and Willanelle(from before the Revolution, believe it or not)for female ancestors.
femmocrat
(28,394 posts)Those are really beautiful names. Lettice is British, I think... at least I remember hearing it on PBS! LOL
eppur_se_muova
(36,262 posts)Johns Hopkins being the familiar example.
mnhtnbb
(31,388 posts)as a nursing unit clerk subbing for the clerks who were taking vacations.
As a result, I worked all the floors all over the hospital. One of the days I worked
OB-Gyn/Labor/Delivery a woman delivered and named her child "Summer Day". Everybody had
a good laugh over that and wondered whether the girl would change her name when
she grew up.
BlancheSplanchnik
(20,219 posts)mnhtnbb
(31,388 posts)KG
(28,751 posts)frogmarch
(12,153 posts)names like those have probably given their dawgs and other critters all the people names they know.
NewJeffCT
(56,828 posts)I guess I won't be moving to a freedom hating country like Sweden.
surrealAmerican
(11,360 posts)... by putting the keyboard in front of her hands?
eppur_se_muova
(36,262 posts)Art_from_Ark
(27,247 posts)Written in the characters 魔王, it is the Japanese equivalent of "Satan". Fortunately, that name was nixed by the government.
undeterred
(34,658 posts)was pretty bad.
Art_from_Ark
(27,247 posts)OldEurope
(1,273 posts)To the OP: Number 27, Justus, is a perfectly normal (though posh) name in Germany. It is pronounced like "Youstous" and it is from Latin, meaning just(sic!) that: fair, or fair-minded.
gmoney
(11,559 posts)Faith, Hope, Charity are the big ones, but women have been long saddled with the names Patience, Constance, Chastity, and even Temperance.
Plus, Cher had a movie out in 1969 called "Chastity" (written and produced by Sonny Bono) -- the same year their daughter was born. So it may have been primarily for promotional purposes...
undeterred
(34,658 posts)Must not have done too well at the box office. Faith, Hope, and Charity are ok but the rest are icky. I once had a supervisor named Love. I felt weird calling her that.
LadyHawkAZ
(6,199 posts)I saw her license, it was her real name.
Bombero1956
(3,539 posts)Wolf Frankula
(3,600 posts)(Peek a boo). I once encountered someone named Weffachek. He never used it if he could avoid it. Went by his middle name, Lester.
Wolf
Paulie
(8,462 posts)Sterling Gunn
Not only to have a name like that but to also end up a cop.