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dipsydoodle

(42,239 posts)
Sun Jun 22, 2014, 07:22 PM Jun 2014

It’s a boy! US exchange student rescued from giant stone vagina in Germany.

The German fire services had to be called out in force to rescue a US exchange student from a giant marble vagina, located in a southwestern university town, after he crawled inside for a dare.

On Friday afternoon, the Tübingen firefighters received the emergency call: 'A person is trapped in a stone-vulva!' Twenty-two firefighters and a grand total of five vehicles had to rush to his aid to pull him out of the 120,000-euro sculpture, reported Schwäbisches Tagblatt.

The rescue was successfully undertaken, namely “by hand and without the use of equipment” – presumably forceps.

The student had apparently climbed in for a dare, according to local reports. One, likely very unreliable local newspaper declared that: “the young man felt the sculpture of the female vagina to be so attractive that he literally disappeared into it”.

http://rt.com/news/167684-stone-vagina-germany-rescue/

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It’s a boy! US exchange student rescued from giant stone vagina in Germany. (Original Post) dipsydoodle Jun 2014 OP
Of course it HAD to be an American pulling such a stupid stunt... hlthe2b Jun 2014 #1
And that's why we're called "merkins"... petronius Jun 2014 #2
looking for the Onion link.. 2banon Jun 2014 #3
drugs are involved either, in the happening or, the writing and maybe both. Tuesday Afternoon Jun 2014 #4
Only a dick would try that. rug Jun 2014 #5
"We spend nine months trying to get out, and the rest of our lives trying to get back in." n/t PoliticAverse Jun 2014 #6
Ain't that the truth. In_The_Wind Jun 2014 #7
Is he from Florida? csziggy Jun 2014 #8
His parents must be so proud. LisaL Jun 2014 #9
Hey kid! They make K-Y Jelly for a reason! Kaleva Jun 2014 #10
does that make him one of those born-agains? rurallib Jun 2014 #11
But, no one has asked why there's a giant stone vagina in the first place. NV Whino Jun 2014 #12

Kaleva

(36,298 posts)
10. Hey kid! They make K-Y Jelly for a reason!
Sun Jun 22, 2014, 09:00 PM
Jun 2014

For a more pleasurable and less embarrassing experience, he should have stripped and then covered himself with the stuff.

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