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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsPun wars are fun.....let's see what you got...
The subject.....
"I love vegetables"
I'll start
Lettuce all be grateful to mother nature.
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Pun wars are fun.....let's see what you got... (Original Post)
clarice
Aug 2014
OP
NRaleighLiberal
(60,016 posts)1. there is a kernel of truth to that...
Corny as it sounds!
clarice
(5,504 posts)2. Rats !!! that was gonna be my next one. nt
hibbing
(10,100 posts)6. Beet me to it also
clarice
(5,504 posts)9. lol...We got collard. nt
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)16. Don't be a sorrel oozer
clarice
(5,504 posts)37. Hey Pinboy....can I borage a cup of suger? nt
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)39. I think I used olive it
clarice
(5,504 posts)40. That's ok...I just got a flat tire on my bike..and I don't have a pump.... kin I use yours?nt
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)44. Are you out of your gourd?
ashling
(25,771 posts)41. I believe the subject is vegetables, so
you're comment goes against the grain
Archae
(46,340 posts)3. I've bean thinking of any...
Ptah
(33,033 posts)4. I love whirled peas
Scruffy Rumbler
(961 posts)5. This will be easy...
I am going to squash the competition!
Scruffy Rumbler
(961 posts)7. Lettuce get married...
we cantaloupe now!
Lochloosa
(16,067 posts)8. Corny Post
pokerfan
(27,677 posts)10. I don't carrot all for these jokes...
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)11. Far beet from me to cast asparagus
pokerfan
(27,677 posts)15. Something will turnip
ashling
(25,771 posts)43. Is that you Louie
Ghomert?
applegrove
(118,734 posts)12. Don't cast asparagus on vegetables!
Skittles
(153,170 posts)13. I WILL BEET YOUR VEGETABLE-PUNNING ASS!!!
yes INDEED
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)14. Yay! Olive for pun threads.
They're my favarite. They never fail to salsify.
clarice
(5,504 posts)17. Can't arugula with you there. nt
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)47. Hey, watch it. You're mesclun in on MY territory.
Yavin4
(35,445 posts)18. This thread is beyond the kale. n/t
clarice
(5,504 posts)19. That one didn't pass mustard. nt
Yavin4
(35,445 posts)21. I relish your post.
clarice
(5,504 posts)22. lol....I yam what I yam. nt
clarice
(5,504 posts)20. Everyone do me a Fava.....keep em' coming.
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)48. Believe me, I've bean trying, but it's savory difficult.
Boom Sound 416
(4,185 posts)23. This thread has certainly sprouted and I shallot be watching
clarice
(5,504 posts)24. shhhh....This is fun...don't let it leek out. nt
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)25. It will be yarrown little secret. nt
clarice
(5,504 posts)26. Good one...you chive turkey. nt
Boom Sound 416
(4,185 posts)28. Oh, he's a slaw one alright
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)29. I shallot be bamboozled; that would be unsavory
Boom Sound 416
(4,185 posts)30. Well, I say your seedy!
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)31. As I always say, tread gingerly...
...but carry a big stalk.
Boom Sound 416
(4,185 posts)32. I can feel you passion
And the last thing I need is a raspberry
clarice
(5,504 posts)33. Lotus not forget the past. nt
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)36. Sage advice. nt
clarice
(5,504 posts)38. Hey !! I was gonna say that...now I'm cress-fallen. nt
clarice
(5,504 posts)34. I put a pretty red bloom on my dog's neck.....I call it a Colley-Flower. nt
clarice
(5,504 posts)35. I knew you guys would Dill-iver. nt
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)42. Lettuce not get caraway. I fear the jig hyssop...
It was anise while it lasted, but the low-hanging fruit has been pickled. I think the end is cumin.
I'll be over here cayenne in my beer... 
clarice
(5,504 posts)45. It's been fun.......one more question..
Do you play pool? I may be out of my gourd...I am using a 21 weight stick,
but I find that cue-cumbersome. It is making me a bit Mellon- choly. Oh well, I'm gonna go
outside endive into my pool.
See you tomato
Boom Sound 416
(4,185 posts)51. ...
Holy guacamole!
Boom Sound 416
(4,185 posts)27. You're right, your right
It might spoil, because right now it's plum
KamaAina
(78,249 posts)46. "Lettuce romaine in your hearts."
Seen on a produce delivery truck in downtown San Jose.
clarice
(5,504 posts)50. Oooooo good one. nt
magical thyme
(14,881 posts)49. no more war,
it's thyme for peas.
Boom Sound 416
(4,185 posts)52. Winter is a magical thyme for
Snow peas
magical thyme
(14,881 posts)53. he said ryely.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)55. I could barley read that without zooming in. I think I have...
...Eye Strain.
magical thyme
(14,881 posts)56. I don't want to squash your hopes, but
I don't think those potatoes would pass mustard here.
mysuzuki2
(3,521 posts)54. "All we are saying is give peas a chance" - John Lennon
