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Aristus

(66,377 posts) Thu Sep 4, 2014, 02:32 PM Sep 2014

The DU Lounge has a new official fragrance - Nudity by Aristus.

"...Capture the nudity...the kind only Aristus can provide..."

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The DU Lounge has a new official fragrance - Nudity by Aristus. (Original Post) Aristus Sep 2014 OP

... Wait Wut Sep 2014 #1

I tried it pinboy3niner Sep 2014 #2

Ah, so THAT's what I was smelling! arcane1 Sep 2014 #3

Nudity By Aristus sarge43 Sep 2014 #4

... Aristus Sep 2014 #5

Left out the Eau de Tank Gun Grease pinboy3niner Sep 2014 #6

That's in the perfume, not the cologne sarge43 Sep 2014 #7

I just wish they didn't price each ounce to match the gun caliber. nt pinboy3niner Sep 2014 #9

I'll stick with my own brand. Ron Obvious Sep 2014 #8

You should work in marketing hibbing Sep 2014 #10

60% of the time, it works every time. Yavin4 Sep 2014 #11

Your opening needs music kentauros Sep 2014 #12

It may be the notes of Eau de Long-Gone Bard that tanks it pinboy3niner Sep 2014 #13

Does it come in different varieties? In_The_Wind Sep 2014 #14

Yes, Aristus Sep 2014 #15

Somewhere In_The_Wind Sep 2014 #16

And be careful unwrapping the package... Aristus Sep 2014 #17

By fed law the nuclear waste transports have to be used sarge43 Sep 2014 #18

Oy! Hazmat is such a bother. In_The_Wind Sep 2014 #20

As opposed to the official fragrance of GD ... eppur_se_muova Sep 2014 #19

Wait Wut

(8,492 posts)

1. ...

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Thu Sep 4, 2014, 02:35 PM

Sep 2014

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

2. I tried it

Reply to Aristus (Original post)

Thu Sep 4, 2014, 02:35 PM

Sep 2014

It TANKS.

arcane1

(38,613 posts)

3. Ah, so THAT's what I was smelling!

Reply to Aristus (Original post)

Thu Sep 4, 2014, 02:43 PM

Sep 2014

sarge43

(28,941 posts)

4. Nudity By Aristus

Reply to Aristus (Original post)

Thu Sep 4, 2014, 02:55 PM

Sep 2014

Top note: A subtle hint of latex gloves and peroxide

Middle note: Duffel bag (veterans will immediately understand)

Bottom note: Stale beer and cold coffee

Nudity By Aristus, the scent for the discerning Lounge Lizard

Aristus

(66,377 posts)

5. ...

Reply to sarge43 (Reply #4)

Thu Sep 4, 2014, 03:00 PM

Sep 2014

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

6. Left out the Eau de Tank Gun Grease

Reply to Aristus (Reply #5)

Thu Sep 4, 2014, 03:02 PM

Sep 2014

sarge43

(28,941 posts)

7. That's in the perfume, not the cologne

Reply to pinboy3niner (Reply #6)

Thu Sep 4, 2014, 03:08 PM

Sep 2014

It's expensive and only for those who want to make a statement

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

9. I just wish they didn't price each ounce to match the gun caliber. nt

Reply to sarge43 (Reply #7)

Thu Sep 4, 2014, 03:12 PM

Sep 2014

Ron Obvious

(6,261 posts)

8. I'll stick with my own brand.

Reply to Aristus (Original post)

Thu Sep 4, 2014, 03:09 PM

Sep 2014

It's bargain-basement knock off of Old Spice, called Old Goat.

hibbing

(10,098 posts)

10. You should work in marketing

Reply to Aristus (Original post)

Thu Sep 4, 2014, 03:15 PM

Sep 2014

Funny thread

Peace

Yavin4

(35,439 posts)

11. 60% of the time, it works every time.

Reply to Aristus (Original post)

Thu Sep 4, 2014, 03:55 PM

Sep 2014

It's a formidable scent. Stings the nostrils.

kentauros

(29,414 posts)

12. Your opening needs music

Reply to Aristus (Original post)

Thu Sep 4, 2014, 03:57 PM

Sep 2014

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

13. It may be the notes of Eau de Long-Gone Bard that tanks it

Reply to Aristus (Original post)

Thu Sep 4, 2014, 04:10 PM

Sep 2014

People automatically think "moldy and musty" and some of the quotes critics cite don't help.

O, my offense is rank, it smells to heaven,

Hamlet Act 3, scene 3, 36–39

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

14. Does it come in different varieties?

Reply to Aristus (Original post)

Thu Sep 4, 2014, 04:57 PM

Sep 2014

pre-workout or post-workout

Oh, and do you ship?

Aristus

(66,377 posts)

15. Yes,

Reply to In_The_Wind (Reply #14)

Thu Sep 4, 2014, 05:26 PM

Sep 2014

but you wouldn't believe the freight costs...

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

16. Somewhere

Reply to Aristus (Reply #15)

Thu Sep 4, 2014, 05:30 PM

Sep 2014

between $500 and $700 for special delivery would be my guess.

Aristus

(66,377 posts)

17. And be careful unwrapping the package...

Reply to In_The_Wind (Reply #16)

Thu Sep 4, 2014, 05:45 PM

Sep 2014

sarge43

(28,941 posts)

18. By fed law the nuclear waste transports have to be used

Reply to In_The_Wind (Reply #16)

Thu Sep 4, 2014, 06:58 PM

Sep 2014

That does jack up the shipping price. Nudity By Aristus, it's explosive.

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

20. Oy! Hazmat is such a bother.

Reply to sarge43 (Reply #18)

Fri Sep 5, 2014, 06:42 PM

Sep 2014

eppur_se_muova

(36,263 posts)

19. As opposed to the official fragrance of GD ...

Reply to Aristus (Original post)

Fri Sep 5, 2014, 12:57 PM

Sep 2014

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