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Home Grab Bag After the Rapture Will Place Your Cats With Loving Atheist When Jesus Comes for a Small Fee
After the Rapture Will Place Your Cats With Loving Atheist When Jesus Comes for a Small Fee
Posted by: Richard Rowe in Grab Bag, Human Interest, Humor, Image Gallery, Most Popular on AATTP, Religion, Videos, Weird News September 6, 2014
http://aattp.org/after-the-rapture-will-place-your-cats-with-loving-atheist-when-jesus-comes-for-a-small-fee/
Wondering what youll do with your beloved pets when Jesus comes and raptures you up to heaven? For just a $10 fee, After the Rapture Pet Care claims theyll hook Kitty up with their vast network of Hell-bound volunteers to care for their saved Christian neighbors pets.
(NOTE: Everything you are about to see is 100 percent real and authentic. Quotes are taken directly from the After the Rapture website, and all products and services offered are really, actually and legitimately for sale. Nothing has been digitally, visually, contextually or spiritually altered from its original state. Please feel free to, without doubt, cynicism or hesitation, exclaim WHAT THE F**K at will.)
To be honest, were not entirely sure if this is the most sincerely exploitative scam ever created, or the most elaborate atheist troll weve ever seen. But one things for sure, After the Rapture Pet Care is happy to take any dollar from any paranoid-schizophrenic cat ladys disability check, any time of day.
According the About Us page, After the Rapture started out as a conversation between Lansing, Michigans Sharon Moss and a non-believer friend named Carol about what would happen to Sharons pet Petey when the Rapture came for her. It was agreed that Carol, being Hellbound, would take Petey off her hands. From the site:
(NOTE: Everything you are about to see is 100 percent real and authentic. Quotes are taken directly from the After the Rapture website, and all products and services offered are really, actually and legitimately for sale. Nothing has been digitally, visually, contextually or spiritually altered from its original state. Please feel free to, without doubt, cynicism or hesitation, exclaim WHAT THE F**K at will.)
To be honest, were not entirely sure if this is the most sincerely exploitative scam ever created, or the most elaborate atheist troll weve ever seen. But one things for sure, After the Rapture Pet Care is happy to take any dollar from any paranoid-schizophrenic cat ladys disability check, any time of day.
According the About Us page, After the Rapture started out as a conversation between Lansing, Michigans Sharon Moss and a non-believer friend named Carol about what would happen to Sharons pet Petey when the Rapture came for her. It was agreed that Carol, being Hellbound, would take Petey off her hands. From the site:
Fundies have cats? Black cats?!
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‘After the Rapture’ Will Place Your Cats With Loving Atheist When Jesus Comes — for a Small Fee (Original Post)
KamaAina
Sep 2014
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hifiguy
(33,688 posts)1. This is a nicely twisted idea
and the kittehs will surely be happier in more open-minded surroundings. We lefties like their independence and don't need reinforcement 24/7. Cats are not pets. They are four-legged roommates.
LynneSin
(95,337 posts)2. You know I posted about this right before May 21 2011
just saying
Back then these people made a ton of money
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)3. Okay, this is the perfect job for me!!!
Atheism + Kitties!
KamaAina
(78,249 posts)4. You don't get the kittehs until the Rapture
Could be a while.
Yavin4
(35,442 posts)5. Why wouldn't the kittehs get raptured as well?
What kind of heaven wouldn't want kittehs?
rurallib
(62,423 posts)6. or doggies? Doesn't seem like a heaven I'd want to be in anyway
Theology fail.
KamaAina
(78,249 posts)8. That one's already been covered