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MrScorpio

(73,631 posts) Sat Sep 13, 2014, 06:56 PM Sep 2014

And now, another edition of MODERN PROBLEMS

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And now, another edition of MODERN PROBLEMS (Original Post) MrScorpio Sep 2014 OP

I just added a ... LisaLynne Sep 2014 #1

me too! rofl! BlancheSplanchnik Sep 2014 #3

And you know what's causing all of these? High fructose corn syrup, that's what. LiberalEsto Sep 2014 #2

And gravity. A HERETIC I AM Sep 2014 #4

Personally, I think this country needs a strong anti-gravity movement LiberalEsto Sep 2014 #6

Well if Obama would just come out for gravity you know who would be against it! nt logosoco Sep 2014 #10

Remember, gravity is only a theory. progressoid Sep 2014 #16

Possibly, but you know we didn't have any of those problems before fluoride petronius Sep 2014 #7

OR before the Olive Garden opened. nt LiberalEsto Sep 2014 #8

Good lord you're right! Is there no limit to this conspiracy??!? petronius Sep 2014 #9

I whined, I'm sorry. antiquie Sep 2014 #5

Aside from laughing at people unable to accomplish feats I have been able to teach small children, logosoco Sep 2014 #11

Why try to cut bread with Romano cheese? And what's with the psychic pain bond? politicat Sep 2014 #12

You have to use a sharp_stick Sep 2014 #14

I just noticed .... baldguy Sep 2014 #13

Actually, the whole family is the same, except for the mommy... MrScorpio Sep 2014 #15

How many wives is he going to have to go through to get a decent pizza and soda?! progressoid Sep 2014 #17

Oh.NOEs!!! elleng Sep 2014 #18

LisaLynne

(14,554 posts)

1. I just added a ...

Reply to MrScorpio (Original post)

Sat Sep 13, 2014, 08:03 PM

Sep 2014

"Thanks, Obama!!" after every one of those.

BlancheSplanchnik

(20,219 posts)

3. me too! rofl!

Reply to LisaLynne (Reply #1)

Sun Sep 14, 2014, 10:57 AM

Sep 2014

My Faves!!!:

THANKS ALOT, OBAMA!

LiberalEsto

(22,845 posts)

2. And you know what's causing all of these? High fructose corn syrup, that's what.

Reply to MrScorpio (Original post)

Sat Sep 13, 2014, 08:06 PM

Sep 2014

A HERETIC I AM

(24,376 posts)

4. And gravity.

Reply to LiberalEsto (Reply #2)

Sun Sep 14, 2014, 11:15 AM

Sep 2014

Fucking gravity is everywhere.

LiberalEsto

(22,845 posts)

6. Personally, I think this country needs a strong anti-gravity movement

Reply to A HERETIC I AM (Reply #4)

Sun Sep 14, 2014, 03:22 PM

Sep 2014

Who's up with that?

logosoco

(3,208 posts)

10. Well if Obama would just come out for gravity you know who would be against it! nt

Reply to LiberalEsto (Reply #6)

Sun Sep 14, 2014, 08:26 PM

Sep 2014

progressoid

(49,998 posts)

16. Remember, gravity is only a theory.

Reply to LiberalEsto (Reply #6)

Tue Sep 16, 2014, 01:24 PM

Sep 2014

I don't believe it really exists.

petronius

(26,603 posts)

7. Possibly, but you know we didn't have any of those problems before fluoride

Reply to LiberalEsto (Reply #2)

Sun Sep 14, 2014, 03:35 PM

Sep 2014

in our drinking water. (Except for the catching-on-fire-and-jumping-out-the-window one - that's caused by routine childhood vaccinations...)

LiberalEsto

(22,845 posts)

8. OR before the Olive Garden opened. nt

Reply to petronius (Reply #7)

Sun Sep 14, 2014, 03:38 PM

Sep 2014

petronius

(26,603 posts)

9. Good lord you're right! Is there no limit to this conspiracy??!?

Reply to LiberalEsto (Reply #8)

Sun Sep 14, 2014, 03:41 PM

Sep 2014

antiquie

(4,299 posts)

5. I whined, I'm sorry.

Reply to MrScorpio (Original post)

Sun Sep 14, 2014, 11:37 AM

Sep 2014

logosoco

(3,208 posts)

11. Aside from laughing at people unable to accomplish feats I have been able to teach small children,

Reply to MrScorpio (Original post)

Sun Sep 14, 2014, 08:29 PM

Sep 2014

I am wondering what is the deal with the pizza one? I feel a little stupid now. Almost as bad as some of the people in these clips!

politicat

(9,808 posts)

12. Why try to cut bread with Romano cheese? And what's with the psychic pain bond?

Reply to MrScorpio (Original post)

Mon Sep 15, 2014, 01:32 AM

Sep 2014

A low speed soccer ball on the shin isn't fall down painful, and even if it was, why is the letter carrier getting it?

Also, the bread and cheese is just weird.

I think the pizza one is dissatisfaction with the ease/frequency of takeout. Note the Chinese cartons on the table.