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http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/how-pure-are-you-take-our-purity-test-1059?utm_campaign=default&utm_medium=ShareTools&utm_source=facebookSome of these are hilarious! I wanna know what the "Stan and Jan Berenstein" is!
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How Pure Are You? Take Our Purity Test (Original Post)
geardaddy
Sep 2014
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They didn't explain, but if you choose that option, they assume you have never even been kissed.
Arkansas Granny
Sep 2014
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Arkansas Granny
(31,518 posts)1. They didn't explain, but if you choose that option, they assume you have never even been kissed.
Didn't they write the book series "The Berenstain Bears"?
orleans
(34,060 posts)25. yes, they were cute from what i remember
i used to read a couple to my daughter
sakabatou
(42,155 posts)2. I have never heard of almost all those euphimisms are.
geardaddy
(24,931 posts)5. The site is a sister site of The Onion
so, I'm sure most of them are made up and not euphemisms at all.
I just found them funny.
csziggy
(34,136 posts)23. And they don't even have the Venus Butterfly!
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,734 posts)3. I have no idea what most of those things are
but I might have done some of them.
Xyzse
(8,217 posts)4. I have never heard most of that.
I would like to know what "Narnia's Lament" is.
Probably done the forklift, if I think that is what I think it means.
OriginalGeek
(12,132 posts)6. I think Narnia's Lament is
when you sneak into your wardrobe but find out you're alone.
Xyzse
(8,217 posts)18. You mean, what offed David Carradine?
--On edit, this might be too soon.
lovemydog
(11,833 posts)13. Narnia's Lament could be getting it on while reading C.S. Lewis.
Xyzse
(8,217 posts)19. Possibly, but I think I'll go with Orignial Geek's explanation instead.
whistler162
(11,155 posts)7. Whatever it is I am sure it is unbearable.
lovemydog
(11,833 posts)17. It leaves you feeling grizzly.
trof
(54,256 posts)8. For I am pure in heart and have the strength of ten.
So don't fuck with me.
BlueJazz
(25,348 posts)9. It just said: "You sick perverted bastard."
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)10. Hell, WE could have told you that without a test
BlueJazz
(25,348 posts)20. True, but I only checked one box (kissing)...and the damn test had me pegged.
rurallib
(62,423 posts)11. forkliftstyle - O I can only imagine
knew little after 'missionary style'
lovemydog
(11,833 posts)12. Shaking the barrister's hand? WTF?
The test cracked me up but I want to see an explanation for what all those things are.
ohnoyoudidnt
(1,858 posts)14. I have probably done most of that
But I have no idea what 80% of those terms mean.
lovemydog
(11,833 posts)16. Same. I think they are made up. To get folks us laughing!
Like 'Oh no! Have I missed something?!'
lovemydog
(11,833 posts)15. The Stan & Jan Berenstein:
Sexy time with man, woman & bear?
name not needed
(11,660 posts)21. Permanent Orgasm sounds good. I'll have one of those.
mackerel
(4,412 posts)22. LMAO brother bear!
Coventina
(27,121 posts)24. I'm "Mostly Pure"
I'd love to know what Narnia's Lament is!!