that was some funny shit

"I'll take The Rapists for $200, Alex."

i just said that all i was "let's not talk about therapists." couldn't say much more that that because i was at work.

Like the old joke about long-term prisoners who just call out the number of the joke and everybody cracks up.

There is no escape from the humiliation expedition. The journey is over before it begins...

That frown you're making is very unattractive, especially in hi-def. And you really need to clean up that clutter on your computer desk.

I'm in the middle of making chicken masala for tomorrow to take to the mother-in-laws (because of the article about the food poisoning -- gave me the idea (to make the chicken, not to poison the MIL)) and the table is littered with spices and cans of coconut milk and onions. Smells good.

your MIL might poison you so you are taking dinner there instead?

I usually bring food over to her house when we visit on weekends so she can have a little variety. She lives alone and eats the same things all the time. I was wondering what to make yesterday when I saw the story about how attendees of a food safety conference got food poisoning from the Chicken Marsala, so I looked up the recipe and typed it in wrong and got Chicken Tikka Masala instead, which looked awfully good. The rest is history.

My husband often accuses me of poisoning him, however, but that's another story.

It's not your fault.

no feeling = numb

numbness induced by novacaine

I know! Laying a novacaine on them! Right?

It finds me wherever I am