A little naval humor

Am Admiral visits one of the ships under his command.
While eating breakfast with the crew, he is impressed to see the naval insignia stamped on every biscuit.

He goes to the cook to ask how this feat was accomplished, so it could be used on other ships under his command.

The cook replies:
"Well Admiral, after each one is cut, I just slap it here against my belt buckle"

Horrified, the Admiral exclaims:
"Well that's very unhygienic!"

The cook shrugs and replies:
"Well..if you feel that way Sir, I suggest you steer well clear of the donuts!"