Some of that is pretty sad.

I also used to think there was no stupid questions, till I found out about "rhetorical questions and the idiots who think they are being smart by mis-using them".

D'oh!

Enjoy.

Oh god... The paternity/maternity ones are ridiculous.

probably...maybe not

As Art Linkletter was wont to say, "Kids say the darndest things".

"How big is the specific ocean?"

This reminds me of a time a mom called the pediatric office with a really off-the-wall question. She wanted to know (are you ready?) which ocean was the choppiest. Seriously. Why, one might wonder, would she ask her pediatric office this question, and not perhaps her travel agent, or look it up on Google or the Weather Channel? No good answer to that.

It turned out the family was going on a cruise, and she couldn't decide, all by herself, whether or not to take along a box of Dramamine in case anyone got seasick. No brainer there - just take it along. It's not like the box is so big that you would have to take something out of your suitcase to make room. Or, maybe, just maybe, the ship's dispensary carries the stuff.


Oy!!!!!

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.'

we'd have enough clean power for 100,000 years and warp drive would exist somewhere around next Thursday.

Personal record.

how dare you post these without telling us to cover our keyboards.
And I gotta wipe the screen

where somebody asked "what is Obama's last name?". Granted, that question might've just been a joke, but it was still kind of silly even if it was a joke.

Why does the porridge bird lay its egg in the air?




Your oft. surft.,

Fuddles