Recommended new MLB rule for the 2015 season - Democratic Underground Forums

2014-10-27T4:58:27+00:00

"Anyone who blows singing the National Anthem out his ass as badly as Aaron Lewis did gets beat to death with a baseball bat before the top of the first inning."

gratuitous

(82,849 posts)

1. Substitute Rule

Reply to jmowreader (Original post)

Mon Oct 27, 2014, 01:22 PM

Oct 2014

Quit doing the national anthem before sporting events.

rurallib

(62,416 posts)

9. and 'America the Beautiful' during the 7th inning

Reply to gratuitous (Reply #1)

Mon Oct 27, 2014, 09:35 PM

Oct 2014

I think the home team should give away free beer in the 7th inning instead.

malthaussen

(17,199 posts)

2. Another substitute rule

Reply to jmowreader (Original post)

Mon Oct 27, 2014, 04:09 PM

Oct 2014

Quit hiring people to sing the National Anthem. I've always thought it was stupid.

-- Mal

Wolf Frankula

(3,601 posts)

3. Jose can see just fine

Reply to jmowreader (Original post)

Mon Oct 27, 2014, 04:13 PM

Oct 2014

We need to stop asking.

Wolf

jmowreader

(50,557 posts)

4. But is that his crash helmet?

Reply to Wolf Frankula (Reply #3)

Mon Oct 27, 2014, 04:39 PM

Oct 2014

Gidney N Cloyd

(19,838 posts)

5. Unless Jose's eyes get stuck shut.

Reply to Wolf Frankula (Reply #3)

Mon Oct 27, 2014, 05:17 PM

Oct 2014

http://xfinity.comcast.net/slideshow/sports-embarrassinginjuries/7/

Initech

(100,079 posts)

6. Aaron Lewis was as bad as Krusty The Clown.

Reply to jmowreader (Original post)

Mon Oct 27, 2014, 06:26 PM

Oct 2014

But none will dare top Madison Rising for worst national anthem ever:

http://www

tabasco

(22,974 posts)

7. Damn.

Reply to Initech (Reply #6)

Mon Oct 27, 2014, 07:29 PM

Oct 2014

Idiocracy was a documentary.

Initech

(100,079 posts)

8. I could totally picture them having a 500 piece all guitar orchestra too.

Reply to tabasco (Reply #7)

Mon Oct 27, 2014, 07:34 PM

Oct 2014