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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsWoman Hospitalized To Remove Deer Tongue She Used To ‘Please’ Herself
http://dailybuzzlive.com/woman-hospitalized-remove-deer-tongue-used-please/The Arkansas woman, whos name has not been released, went to her gynecologist complaining that her discharge had a very bad odor. Her doctor performed a typical exam checking for several different issues that could have been causing this problem. All tests were negative....
During the exam, the doctor inserted his speculum, and scooped out a large piece of loose, decaying flesh. The doctor was disturbed with what he had found....
The woman finally confessed the dreaded details to her husband. After her husbands recent hunting trip, he brought home a deer and gutted and dressed it in their garage. She admitted to seeing the tongue, admired its length, and had snuck off with it to use it as a pleasuring aid.
Oh, deer. Oh, and in case you're wondering, this checks out on Snopes!
sarge43
(28,942 posts)I can understand forgetting one's panties, but ....
I had a friend in college that fell asleep while loving herself...when she woke up the next morning late (because the alarm didn't go off because she didn't set it), she threw on panties and clothes--went to class then class then lunch then class and all day long felt like she was having a really good day...about 3PM she went to the bathroom and discovered she'd been walking around all day with her "love toy" inserted from the night before.
So, I can totally understand forgetting such things.
sarge43
(28,942 posts)Love the one you're with; with the one you love.
Lancero
(3,011 posts)Part of me is excited to see a post about my state, another part is me is trying to bash its head in over how stupid some people are.
That said, I'm going to go vomit now.
irisblue
(33,020 posts)we found on more then one occasion a 'forgotten' tampon. the odor was awful, and I always felt so sorry for the woman.
pipi_k
(21,020 posts)I volunteered in a family planning clinic for a bit some years ago and saw/smelled the same thing.
The aroma was worse than 100 rotting skunks, and, to top it off, I had to open up the trash can (lined with plastic bag of course) and dispose of the damned thing, which left the exam room smelling like 101 rotting skunks for some time after.
rug
(82,333 posts)d_r
(6,907 posts)Enthusiast
(50,983 posts)orleans
(34,073 posts)if they did
ick ick ick!!!!!!!
(insert puking smiley here)
KamaAina
(78,249 posts)moriah
(8,311 posts)KamaAina
(78,249 posts)lame54
(35,317 posts)Tom Ripley
(4,945 posts)Orrex
(63,220 posts)Truly excellent.
KamaAina
(78,249 posts)d_r
(6,907 posts)Orrex
(63,220 posts)3catwoman3
(24,032 posts)...worked weekends as a unit clerk in the emergency department. In one of the minor trauma rooms, there were 2or those old-fashioned tall metal cabinets for supplies. Taped to the inside of the doors were assorted objects that had been removed from assorted orifices. The conventional wisdom was, "if there's a hole, someone will try to shove something in it."
The array was impressive.
Baclava
(12,047 posts)wtf???
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(731 posts)KamaAina
(78,249 posts)And welcome to DU!
dembotoz
(16,826 posts)wfulro
(4 posts)onestly,i dont thinks this is real...
KamaAina
(78,249 posts)And welcome to DU!
DawgHouse
(4,019 posts)And I feel the need to defend the honor of my home town. Little Rock is not mentioned anywhere!
eppur_se_muova
(36,281 posts)KamaAina
(78,249 posts)RavensChick
(3,123 posts)I guess she couldn't get to the sex toy shop in time before they closed.
Orsino
(37,428 posts)...I would still be looking for a way to get a million dollars.
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(731 posts)LiberalEsto
(22,845 posts)or this one: