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12 Best Jokes About The New George W. Bush Elementary School (Video)
Pretty much every president, former or current, is subject to having civic landmarks such as libraries and schools named after him. But its a bit ironic that George W. Bush is about to have a namesake elementary school. Maybe its because some of his Bushisms have to do with children learning, or maybe its because he was a C student who didnt come across as very bright during his 8 year reign of terror as president, or perhaps its because one of the most prominent memories we have of Bush is when he read, The Pet Goat to children in a Florida elementary school as he learned that 9-11 was happening.
In any case, George W. Bush Elementary School will be open in time for the 2016-2017 school year near the town of St. Paul, Texas, a growing exurb northeast of Dallas. In honor of the occasion, here are 12 of the best jokes we either found on the internet or came up with on our own
1. The school motto will be is our children learning?
2. The school dictionaries will contain the word nucular.
3. Bush will enroll at the school to finish his education.
4. At the dedication ceremony, Bush will read, The Pet Goat.
5. Dick Cheney to be hired as an armed security guard for the school.
6. Mike Brown will be in charge of the schools emergency preparedness plan.
7. Donald Rumsfeld will declare that the missing Iraq WMDs are buried under the school gymnasium.
8. The Bush quote, You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test, will be displayed in the school hallways.
9. The Bush quote, I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family, will be displayed in the school cafeteria.
10. The school will officially be called The George W. Bush For Learnin Yer Kids Stuff Place.
11. The graduation ceremony of the school will prominently display a Mission Accomplished banner.
12. Halliburton will provide all school meals and supply the textbooks for the school at a steep cost to taxpayers, of course.
As a bonus, watch the top Bushisms below.
LWolf
(46,179 posts)is embarrassing itself.
sakabatou
(42,163 posts)Think they'll have the "Going into Iraq was a good idea" booth?
irisblue
(32,997 posts)rurallib
(62,431 posts)orleans
(34,062 posts)he was a fucking dose of poison on this country
i would be absolutely outraged if i lived in a district where i had to send my child to a school named after that fucking monster
and it amazes me that him & his band of criminals are still gallivanting around freely when they should all be serving life sentences
(obviously there are still some things i have absolutely no sense of humor about. that fuckhead is one of those things)
--no offense to you. i'm just venting.
Gidney N Cloyd
(19,842 posts)Local guy? Check.
Murdering SOB? Check.
orleans
(34,062 posts)NewJeffCT
(56,828 posts)and, he was just as bad as Bush Jr...
orleans
(34,062 posts)i guess i don't view him as badly as i view the fuckhead
NewJeffCT
(56,828 posts)after that, there is one teacher and one assistant for the next three years, until there is a surge of teachers for grade 5.
A Simple Game
(9,214 posts)Mr.Bill
(24,305 posts)Bush himself colored several books in the library.