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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsPulled pork 'does not make you more manly'
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/health/pulled-pork-does-not-make-you-more-manly-2013112781483FASHIONABLE meat meals like pulled pork, steaks and barbecue do not confer manly qualities, it has emerged.
It had been thought that the large, oozing meat dishes consumed in restaurants with exposed brickwork and quasi-American names were making men stronger, braver and more capable in battle.
Professor Henry Brubaker of the Institute for Studies said: We took a group of men, fed them nothing but pulled pork and 28-day-hung rib-eye steaks for a month, then dropped them on the Orkneys with just pocket knives to see if they would survive. Their meat diets extended their lifespans slightly by giving them an extra layer of subcutaneous body fat. But the main problem was having to get their own food rather than simply ordering it from an oversized laminated menu with pictures of cows on it.
They all died.
It had been thought that the large, oozing meat dishes consumed in restaurants with exposed brickwork and quasi-American names were making men stronger, braver and more capable in battle.
Professor Henry Brubaker of the Institute for Studies said: We took a group of men, fed them nothing but pulled pork and 28-day-hung rib-eye steaks for a month, then dropped them on the Orkneys with just pocket knives to see if they would survive. Their meat diets extended their lifespans slightly by giving them an extra layer of subcutaneous body fat. But the main problem was having to get their own food rather than simply ordering it from an oversized laminated menu with pictures of cows on it.
They all died.
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Pulled pork 'does not make you more manly' (Original Post)
T_i_B
Nov 2014
OP
I don't know but since I have gotten older my glasses have gotten weaker. n/t
A Simple Game
Nov 2014
#9
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)1. Thank heavens! I consume vast quantities of it every year.
Oh, and I love eating steak. [img][/img]
MADem
(135,425 posts)2. I was going to make a naughty joke about it, and then I said ... naaaaah.
I thought it, though!!!
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)3. I think, like a lot of us, you're just doing a WWMFMD
What Would MiddleFingerMom Do?
MADem
(135,425 posts)5. Ba da bing! That's it exactly! He could do it so much better, too!!!! nt
Tuesday Afternoon
(56,912 posts)4. The Daily Mash ... is that the English version of The Onion
derp.
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)6. I'm curious as to what a quasi-American name might be ...
Fat Bubba's Swamp Shack?
Shootin' Pete's Grease Grill?
Jim Bob's Big Ass BBQ?
groundloop
(11,519 posts)7. BBQ and steak might not make me more manly, but it makes my tummy happy
In fact I feel the need to fire up my smoker this week, my mouth is watering in anticipation already.
Xipe Totec
(43,890 posts)8. But is there a relationship between pulled pork and blindness?
A Simple Game
(9,214 posts)9. I don't know but since I have gotten older my glasses have gotten weaker. n/t
Xipe Totec
(43,890 posts)10. And I can no longer see my feet. nt
A Simple Game
(9,214 posts)11. But if you are like me it has little to do with your glasses. n/t
olddots
(10,237 posts)14. hey dad
I'm over here .
Xipe Totec
(43,890 posts)15. Stop pulling your pork!
T_i_B
(14,738 posts)16. Are you sure he's not choking his chicken?
Xipe Totec
(43,890 posts)17. No. This is a pulled pork thread. Stay on subject!
T_i_B
(14,738 posts)18. What if he's bashing his beef?
Xipe Totec
(43,890 posts)19. Making Bacon, maybe, but no beef.
Joe Shlabotnik
(5,604 posts)12. meh, don't care about the pulled pork fad.
Any, and I mean any meat that has to be smothered in dripping condiments is failure. It should be good on its own merits, and juicy. I like grilled meats like no other, but I won't disguise it.
nomorenomore08
(13,324 posts)13. Oh well... It's delicious either way.