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Related: Culture Forums, Support Forums8 Things All Surgeons Whisper To You Once They’re Sure You’re Under Anesthetic
http://www.clickhole.com/article/8-things-all-surgeons-whisper-you-once-theyre-sure-1507?utm_campaign=default&utm_medium=ShareTools&utm_source=facebookWhat happens after a patient falls asleep on the operating table? You might be interested in learning what every surgeon says when youre unconscious.
1. Reveal your mysteries unto me.
2. Slice slice! Got to make Mama proud.
3. You only met me a few days ago, but Ive been watching you your whole life.
4. One for you, one for me.
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8 Things All Surgeons Whisper To You Once They’re Sure You’re Under Anesthetic (Original Post)
geardaddy
Dec 2014
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sarge43
(28,945 posts)1. "Are you the gall bladder or the brain tumor?
Never mind, I'll just look around."
easychoice
(1,043 posts)2. Ha Ha that happened to me...lmao
The anesthesiologist was clowning around...His was " So,we are amputating your right leg today.Right?
He said he was just making sure I was paying attention.cracked me up.
It was my gall bladder.
sarge43
(28,945 posts)3. My surgeon asked me which hip joint he was going to replace
I point to the left hip. With a magic marker, he writes on it "This side up."
easychoice
(1,043 posts)4. it's hard to find a sense of humor at the hospital
But I sat right up when he offered to whack my leg off,lmao. And I am as big a clown as he is.
trof
(54,256 posts)5. Mine said a prayer.
Cataract operation.
When I was on the happy stuff, he came in, leaned over me, and said "I always like to say a prayer for the success of this operation."
I'm an atheist.
What the hell are you gonna say at that point?
I'd rather count on his expertise than a call on an imaginary being for a good outcome.
And they played hymns in the OR.
And the nurses sang along.
I'm sorry that happened to you.
Mr.Bill
(24,319 posts)7. I'm an Atheist, too,
but anything that makes the doctor or the rest of the staff comfortable is okay with me.