goodwill for those pants.... forget the belt

underwear. They started to slip down her legs as she gave her presentation. She stood behind a desk, let them fall and stepped out of them. It happens to the best of us!

I had a pair like that that I couldn't stand any longer, so got rid of them immediately. Those are the worse---who in the hell wants to pull up their pants every 2 seconds?

This post needs a photo.........

She said.. "you know how sometimes when you get undressed at night you take everything off at once? Well in the morning I had to run into the grocery store quickly so just grabbed my pants from the night before. Walking down the aisle of the grocery store I feel something on the bottom of my shoe, thinking I stepped in something in the parking lot I tried to shake it off. To my surprise it was my underwear wrapped around my shoe. I just kind of slid it along till no-one was looking and picked it up and shoved it in my purse."

He kept bending over to get items from his cart, and every time he did, this crack was on full display. Ewww! People in line behind him were totally grossed out. He had like a double crack -- really weird.

a pair of pants that are too loose.

Thems pretty rare for me this time of year!

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Then you've never had a really bad night. Be grateful.



Bake

I had a lovely evening.

Years ago I was taking some files down to an attorney that was heading out to court. One of the snarkiest, prissy-est and meanest secretaries on earth was on the elevator with me and 2 other people. She stepped up to the door a floor or so before she was getting out. Her granny panties slid down. She just stood there. When the door opened, she stepped out of the undies and got off. A quick thinking guy that worked in docket stepped up, held the door and kicked them out of the elevator after her. I think we all came close to dying we were laghing so hard. It was by far, one of the best things that has happened to me at a job.

You're really Rusty the electrician from Designing Women.

...my best friend was getting married. She had one of those over the top, ridiculously expensive weddings. Her dress had a 6 foot train.

We're standing at the back of the church, waiting to walk down the aisle. I hear, "Pssst..." I turn around and she's turned pure white and looks about to faint (which she had done earlier that day). I walked over and asked what was wrong. "My underwear just ripped and is hanging around my knees.

I got down on my knees, trying to be as discreet as humanly possible, pretended to adjust her dress/train, reached under her dress and yanked them off. She went through the entire wedding and reception commando and I had her torn underwear hidden in my bouquet. Oh...and she was a very prudish girl and a virgin.

After that, her 3 tier, 3 sectioned cake with waterfall fell over.

I mean was she wearing some pair she bought 5 years ago where it's now all faded and the elastic is worn? I mean it's a big fancy wedding - splurge on some new undies that will fit!

Very, very expensive lace bikini underwear. Apparently, not very well made, very, very expensive lace. The waist band just fell apart at the seam. She did go back to the store and threw a fit. I felt really bad for her, because there were other customers giggling like crazy and the sales associate looked like she was having a hard time holding back, too.

I was at a wedding back in the day where they had one of those giant cakes. This one had like 10 little plastic people on it and a wee fountain. The fountain sprung a leak. There was a frosting land slide and a couple of the plastic people croaked in the land slide.

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I'm going to elope and wear something I can walk in without tripping and making an ass of myself

I say that was staged.

But maybe that's just a "grass is greener" outlook.



Anyway, glad to see you didn't get arrested or anything.

Try getting chased by a van full of freaks on a lonely Missouri highway at 2:00 in the morning, and you'll find out just how terrible a night can be!