“If you’re talking to a dude and he tells you he’s an atheist, you need to pack up and go home. You’re talking to a person who doesn’t believe in God… what’s his moral barometer?… If you’re an atheist, you’re basing your goodness and morality on what?

“What is an atheist? I talk to people all the time, [who say] ‘I’m an atheist.’ I just walk away. I don’t know what to say to you…. To me, you’re an idiot.”

Steve Harvey On Women
“Why do men cheat? It’s really because there are so many women out there that are willing to cheat with them.”

On women who try to take an active interest in sports by asking their husbands questions: “He knows this is not sincere. You’re not really interested in the game. You’re just trying to figure out why he’s picking sports over you. The guy’s been a sports fan all his life. He’s got to get ready for Monday morning. He’s got to go to work, let everybody know, he’s got to armchair quarterback, he’s got to tell them, ‘I saw the play.’ We got to be abreast of this so we can participate as men the next day. We don’t have time. ‘Why is everybody yelling?’ Because he scored. ‘Scored what?’ A goal. ‘How many points you get for a goal?’ Hey, hey, I’m watching the game here.”