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Tuesday Afternoon

(56,912 posts) Sat Feb 21, 2015, 02:38 AM Feb 2015

KNOCK KNOCK

me = who is it ?

it's the police.

me = what do you want ?

we just wanta talk.

me = how many of you are there ?

two.

me = then talk to each other.

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KNOCK KNOCK (Original Post) Tuesday Afternoon Feb 2015 OP

eh, it was very close to being funny. KMOD Feb 2015 #1

the police didn't think it was so funny, either Tuesday Afternoon Feb 2015 #2

i liked it! (don't listen to these critics!) (lol) n/t orleans Feb 2015 #4

Best knock, knock joke... Panich52 Feb 2015 #3

LOL murielm99 Feb 2015 #5

Here's a favorite discntnt_irny_srcsm Feb 2015 #6

KMOD

(7,906 posts)

1. eh, it was very close to being funny.

Reply to Tuesday Afternoon (Original post)

Sat Feb 21, 2015, 02:42 AM

Feb 2015

Tuesday Afternoon

(56,912 posts)

2. the police didn't think it was so funny, either

Reply to KMOD (Reply #1)

Sat Feb 21, 2015, 02:43 AM

Feb 2015

orleans

(34,056 posts)

4. i liked it! (don't listen to these critics!) (lol) n/t

Reply to Tuesday Afternoon (Reply #2)

Sun Feb 22, 2015, 02:07 AM

Feb 2015

Panich52

(5,829 posts)

3. Best knock, knock joke...

Reply to Tuesday Afternoon (Original post)

Sun Feb 22, 2015, 01:39 AM

Feb 2015

Ready?
OK, you start.

murielm99

(30,745 posts)

5. LOL

Reply to Tuesday Afternoon (Original post)

Sun Feb 22, 2015, 02:09 AM

Feb 2015

I like it.

discntnt_irny_srcsm

(18,479 posts)

6. Here's a favorite

Reply to Tuesday Afternoon (Original post)

Sun Feb 22, 2015, 09:15 AM

Feb 2015

Arresting Officer: Sir, could I please see your license?

Pedro: Whuut?

Arresting Officer: Your license. Where's your license?

Pedro: It's back there on the bumper, man!

Arresting Officer: No, I mean your DRIVER'S license.

Pedro: Oh yeah, I got the bullshit back here man...

:gets license with great difficulty:

Pedro: Hey I thought'a somethin' really funny, man... Your mother!

:laughs:

Arresting Officer: :after dirty look, of course: Sir, what's your name?

Pedro: uuhhh... Isn't in on the license, man? Yeah, that's it! Pedro De Pacas, man, that's my name...

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