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Lion opens car door (Original Post) meow2u3 Mar 2015 OP
"How do I open this nice can, full of fresh lion food?" struggle4progress Mar 2015 #1
holy crap rurallib Mar 2015 #2
Hahaha! "Meals on Wheels" The food comes to you! Coventina Mar 2015 #9
Those tourist got their money's worth. In_The_Wind Mar 2015 #3
Heh heh heh. progressoid Mar 2015 #4
Cats are evolving - next thing you know they'll have those opposible thumbs LynneSin Mar 2015 #5
Some Do Now Wolf Frankula Mar 2015 #6
First it's weasels riding woodpeckers, now this ... betsuni Mar 2015 #7
Weasels and woodpeckers and lions, oh my! pinboy3niner Mar 2015 #8
And don't forget that jellyfish and giant squid are conquering the oceans. betsuni Mar 2015 #15
Lions think The Far Side is a how to manual. Hassin Bin Sober Mar 2015 #10
I miss Far Side so much... Dont call me Shirley Mar 2015 #14
"Hi everybody"! Yavin4 Mar 2015 #11
The lioness says, "Food in a can, what'll they think of next?!1 It's *handy*!1" n/t UTUSN Mar 2015 #12
Well, if my pet cat can open my door, why not lions? sakabatou Mar 2015 #13
I hope the lion's teeth weren't hurt when they drove away dolphinsandtuna Mar 2015 #16

LynneSin

(95,337 posts)
5. Cats are evolving - next thing you know they'll have those opposible thumbs
Wed Mar 4, 2015, 10:53 PM
Mar 2015

then the rest of the world will be totally screwed

Wolf Frankula

(3,601 posts)
6. Some Do Now
Thu Mar 5, 2015, 02:50 AM
Mar 2015

Wicca, our coal black female, and Braveheart, her deceased brother, have opposable thumbs. We have to keep the tuna locked down.

And that lion just wanted an ear scratch or a nosey rub.

Wolf

betsuni

(25,539 posts)
15. And don't forget that jellyfish and giant squid are conquering the oceans.
Fri Mar 6, 2015, 04:29 AM
Mar 2015

Jellyfish flock to the seas near nuclear reactors in Japan, the radiation doesn't bother them -- they seem to enjoy it. They're clogging up the Sea of Japan and it's only a matter of time until they and the giant squids take over all the oceans and come up on land to help the weasels and door-opening lions finish us off. WE ARE DOOMED.

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