Ther's dumb...and then there's this:

So I'm in bed, semi-comatose, with this nasty virus.
Miz t. is out on some errand.
The doorbell rings.
crap

We're expecting a package and I'll have to sign for it so I drag my ass out of bed.
It's a neighbor (who knows I'm bad sick.).
"OH! You're UP. Are you feeling better?"
"No. I got up to answer the door."
jeez