Someone On a British Airways Plane Took a Shit So Bad That It Had to Turn Around and Come Back Again
http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/someone-did-a-shit-so-bad-a-british-airways-flight-had-to-turn-around-and-land-475Anyway, the BA flight from Heathrow to Dubai on Saturday had to turn around and flop back down again at Heathrow just 30 minutes into the seven-hour flight because somebody did a toilet crime.
Hertsmere Tory councillor Abhishek Sachdev—who has clearly not heard the "he who smelt it, dealt it" directive—happened to be on the flight, and, as well as tweeting his response ("Insane! Our BA flight to Dubai returned back to Heathrow because of a smelly poo in the toilet! 15hrs until next flight... #britishairways"
also spoke to the Daily Mail about the ordeal. Again: imagine making a smell so bad a Tory councillor talks to a national paper about it.
"The pilot made an announcement requesting senior cabin crew, and we knew something was a bit odd," he said. "About 10 minutes later he said, 'You may have noticed there's a quite pungent smell coming from one of the toilets.'
Did the flight make an intermediate stop in South Park, CO?
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I was home that day .
Remember airline food? Overseas airlines still serve it. bin Laden may one day be lionized as the man who eliminated it. 
On long overseas flights I've ben served a very good filet mignon dinner with good wine. They know those very long flights are stressful and they do everything they can to minimize the stress and make them as pleasant as possible. They know that to do otherwise would just be Mad Max crazy. 
PU!
...he said, "What? And get out of aviation?"
Old aviation joke.
It prevents people from usin' common sense.
in the airport, and the smelly shitter should have used them. If I'm about to take an hours-long flight, I'm gonna make sure my own "tank" is completely empty before I board.
"stuff happens", sometimes unexpectedly.
You may have just solved the mystery of MH370.
