and the High School Yearbook Parody -- both set in the fictitious Dacron, Ohio. There was a major subplot throughout both about someone called the Mad Crapper.

steve2470

(37,457 posts)

8. too funny! maybe that's what inspired this guy ? lol nt

Reply to LiberalEsto (Reply #6)

Fri Mar 20, 2015, 07:02 PM

Mar 2015

steve2470

(37,457 posts)

7. On a temporarily serious note, Akron police somehow continue to have no solid leads. If you do......

Reply to steve2470 (Original post)

Fri Mar 20, 2015, 06:51 PM

Mar 2015

On a temporarily serious note, Akron police somehow continue to have no solid leads. If you do, ring them at 330-375-2490.

http://www.ohio.com/news/local/bob-dyer-the-poop-just-keeps-coming-1.575457

LiberalEsto

(22,845 posts)

10. It's a hard job

Reply to steve2470 (Reply #7)

Fri Mar 20, 2015, 07:14 PM

Mar 2015

but I think they'll flush him out

steve2470

(37,457 posts)

11. I hope they wipe him out! :p nt

Reply to LiberalEsto (Reply #10)

Fri Mar 20, 2015, 07:16 PM

Mar 2015

Manifestor_of_Light

(21,046 posts)

13. But the cops have nothing to go on......

Reply to steve2470 (Reply #11)

Sat Mar 21, 2015, 04:53 AM

Mar 2015

Actually it was the perp who couldn't find the john.

Perp needs the Royal Pain-In-The-Ass Award.

Arugula Latte

(50,566 posts)

14. Well, they just need to continue to push

Reply to Manifestor_of_Light (Reply #13)

Sat Mar 21, 2015, 01:41 PM

Mar 2015

until he comes out of hiding.

awoke_in_2003

(34,582 posts)

26. "Akron police somehow continue to have no solid leads"

Reply to steve2470 (Reply #7)

Sat Mar 21, 2015, 10:29 PM

Mar 2015

sounds like he needs more fiber in his diet.

KamaAina

(78,249 posts)

9. You sure that isn't South Park, CO?

Reply to steve2470 (Original post)

Fri Mar 20, 2015, 07:14 PM

Mar 2015

cherokeeprogressive

(24,853 posts)

12. So the Phantom Shitter finally got a discharge...

Reply to steve2470 (Original post)

Fri Mar 20, 2015, 11:12 PM

Mar 2015

My Navy friends will understand the reference.

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

15. They just announced that he made the FBI's Ten Most Wanted List

Reply to steve2470 (Original post)

Sat Mar 21, 2015, 01:49 PM

Mar 2015

He's Number Two.

Arugula Latte

(50,566 posts)

17. I think the FBI might need the help of a stool pigeon.

Reply to pinboy3niner (Reply #15)

Sat Mar 21, 2015, 02:32 PM

Mar 2015

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

18. Not without a seed protector

Reply to Arugula Latte (Reply #17)

Sat Mar 21, 2015, 02:44 PM

Mar 2015

Arugula Latte

(50,566 posts)

19. Well, if that's what it takes to throw this guy in the can I"m all for it.

Reply to pinboy3niner (Reply #18)

Sat Mar 21, 2015, 02:58 PM

Mar 2015

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

20. He'll do the max in sanitary confinement

Reply to Arugula Latte (Reply #19)

Sat Mar 21, 2015, 03:07 PM

Mar 2015

Arugula Latte

(50,566 posts)

21. I predict he'll wind up at Atticaca.

Reply to pinboy3niner (Reply #20)

Sat Mar 21, 2015, 03:10 PM

Mar 2015

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

22. Or Buttner

Reply to Arugula Latte (Reply #21)

Sat Mar 21, 2015, 03:16 PM

Mar 2015

Arugula Latte

(50,566 posts)

23. Assland, KY is an option as well.

Reply to pinboy3niner (Reply #22)

Sat Mar 21, 2015, 03:35 PM

Mar 2015

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

25. For sites they have an embareassment of riches...

Reply to Arugula Latte (Reply #23)

Sat Mar 21, 2015, 03:46 PM

Mar 2015

...but I'm guessing they'll pick whichever option is #2.

steve2470

(37,457 posts)

16. The BMB is still on the loose! Akron residents, keep your eyes peeled!

Reply to steve2470 (Original post)

Sat Mar 21, 2015, 02:13 PM

Mar 2015

If you see something (or smell something), say something!

Be a good citizen, let's apprehend this dastardly criminal!

https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&gl=us&tbm=nws&authuser=0&q=Bowel+Movement+Bandit&oq=Bowel+Movement+Bandit&gs_l=news-cc.12..43j43i53.3176.3176.0.5645.1.1.0.0.0.0.74.74.1.1.0...0.0...1ac.2.L_1IUANgvEs

Arugula Latte

(50,566 posts)

24. He's suspected in a series of shit-and-run crimes.

Reply to steve2470 (Original post)

Sat Mar 21, 2015, 03:36 PM

Mar 2015

Major Nikon

(36,827 posts)

27. We actually had one of these where I work

Reply to steve2470 (Original post)

Sun Mar 22, 2015, 12:16 AM

Mar 2015

After the 2nd incident, upper management called the cops and characterized it as "biological terrorism" and asked the police to test for DNA. I shit you not. Whoever it was, they never got caught.

steve2470

(37,457 posts)

31. one of the Akron articles says that's the last resort for the cops...

Reply to Major Nikon (Reply #27)

Sun Mar 22, 2015, 11:58 AM

Mar 2015

but they haven't done it yet because they consider this "a minor crime". I think the people getting shit on, literally, would heartily disagree with that.