Anybody here own a lucha libre mask?

I'm thinking its about time I get at least one. We're getting too many people knocking on doors around here. The Witnesses come by almost weekly (Nope, sorry, still a heathen), salesmen for companies that will spray chemicals all over the lawn to give it a nice green hue (while causing algae blooms in the river from the runoff when it rains), and now it's people trying to get me to vote for this candidate or that one (I was stoned out of my gourd when some people came by trying to sell me on their candidate for sheriff last week).

I think that one of these would spice up the interactions at the front door by putting them on the defensive.

What say you guys, any other mask owners out here?





Why yes, I do have a few minutes for you to tell me about your Lord.