.....with a side of alfredo sauce for dipping the breadsticks into.

How old are you now?

How old are you now-ow?

How old are you now?

.....but still young enough to try to get away with it on occasion........and usually succeed in doing so without the need for arthrocopic surgery.

IOW - 49 years young.

You SAID "ask me anything". Getting laid on your birthday morning is sort of a tradition in our house. Well, and the day before, the day before that and pretty much every day in between. I know, I know - TMI.

I'm happily single. I do have a "friend", but he's out of town for a boat show, and I don't have a back up.

Maybe that's what I should ask for as my "big" present this year. Hmmmmm. (we need a pondering smilie)

I'm sure you know what to do after that.

I've been with my lady since 84 and I still say "nice tits" every time she takes her top off. Okay, I'm a pig, but I'll never get bored with her. I wish you the best.

On edit: Nice avatar.

.....ask for a backup "friend" as my present, but your plan might work as well.

ps............I like your avatar, too.

She likes bubble baths.

Whew! Many more of those and I'll be the one on the right --->

........but nary a river shall I cry.

Or something like that.

I hope you have a wonderful day

to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

If an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object would Sarah Palins head explode?

If Little shrub had sex with Roseanne would the child be human?

Douglas Adams -- who shared my birthday -- answered this: 42



Where "unstoppable force" = Barak Obama's 2nd term, and "unmovable object" = Sarah Palin's head, the answer = only if it hasn't already exploded due to the pressure inside her massively swollen head (ego) being greater than the pressure of the atmosphere surrounding her.



Roseanne? As in Barr?

Dude -- why would you wish such a thing on her? She's a Green, you know. She may be "Nuts", but girlfriend still has standards.

Egad! Sex with Shrub!

Happy Birthday...

Welcome to DU! And you joined just in time for my birthday celebration! How awesome is that?!?!

Ummmmm...........you might wanna watch walkin' around with that Giants jersey on.

True story -- I used to have one of those magnetized rubber Steelers' helmets on my car (grew up in PA)..........till somebody yanked it off and slashed it to ribbons in a parking lot in Miami.

Lovin' the song!

Hopefully you are.

Yep, having a great birthday! 49 isn't so bad after all.

I did have a most excellent birthday -- thanks!