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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsWedding Ruined After Groom Accidentally Serves Guests Ketamine Instead Of Powdered Alcohol
http://wundergroundmusic.com/wedding-ruined-after-groom-accidentally-serves-guests-ketamine-instead-of-powdered-alcohol/A wedding in Providence, Rhode Island, last weekend has been ruined after the groom accidentally served guests ketamine instead of powdered alcohol.
Groom, Elvis Montello, made the mistake after buying the powdered alcohol as a cheap alternative to champagne....
Id also bought an extremely large bag of ketamine for myself and a select group of friends, for the after-after party, and somehow managed to mix them both up, revealed the newlywed who was named after English singer-songwriter Elvis Costello. I was running around like a headless chicken trying to make sure everything went off to plan and I never even tasted it before sending it out to toast the wedding.
It was pretty obvious to me what had happened as soon as I tasted the champagne, he said while making the the inverted commas sign with his hands. I guess most of the guests just thought I was a cheap bastard and skimped on cost, which was true, and they proceeded to drink their entire glasses.
Groom, Elvis Montello, made the mistake after buying the powdered alcohol as a cheap alternative to champagne....
Id also bought an extremely large bag of ketamine for myself and a select group of friends, for the after-after party, and somehow managed to mix them both up, revealed the newlywed who was named after English singer-songwriter Elvis Costello. I was running around like a headless chicken trying to make sure everything went off to plan and I never even tasted it before sending it out to toast the wedding.
It was pretty obvious to me what had happened as soon as I tasted the champagne, he said while making the the inverted commas sign with his hands. I guess most of the guests just thought I was a cheap bastard and skimped on cost, which was true, and they proceeded to drink their entire glasses.
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Wedding Ruined After Groom Accidentally Serves Guests Ketamine Instead Of Powdered Alcohol (Original Post)
KamaAina
Apr 2015
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Sanity Claws
(21,852 posts)1. Some lucky girl got that guy!
He has money to blow on ketamine but not champagne.
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,831 posts)2. I think this is a kind of low-buck "The Onion"
so I wouldn't take this story too seriously.
KamaAina
(78,249 posts)3. Precisely.
That's why this is a Lounge post.
Initech
(100,100 posts)4. Why does this remind me of Zach Galafinakis in the Hangover?
jmowreader
(50,562 posts)5. This site REALLY likes ketamine
"Ketamine is 'delicious on toast'"
http://wundergroundmusic.com/ketamine-is-delicious-on-toast/
Its actually good any time of the day, offered mother of three, Jessica Holsbury. I like to have it with some ice-cream in front of the telly with my feet up, and my husband enjoys it on tuna sandwiches.
Oh, and the kids love it too, she continued. Theyre never bored with their lunches when they contain ketamine.
Oh, and the kids love it too, she continued. Theyre never bored with their lunches when they contain ketamine.
"Police Alert over Super Strong Ketamine Made for Dinosaurs"
http://wundergroundmusic.com/police-alert-over-super-strong-ketamine-made-for-dinosaurs/
If you think that you or someone you know may have bought some dino-K then police urge you to keep some of it in case any roaming dinosaurs have escaped Jurassic Park and are breeding on a lost world, in which case you may need the ketamine for more than recreation.
KamaAina
(78,249 posts)6. Mmmmm... ketamine donuts.
olddots
(10,237 posts)7. paging Dr. Lilly
paging Dr. Lilly .......
Jenoch
(7,720 posts)8. It's too bad this story lacked any humor, or
even satire.
Tuesday Afternoon
(56,912 posts)9. ^this^