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RandySF

(58,911 posts)
Fri Apr 24, 2015, 04:53 AM Apr 2015

Man cracked his penis open after injecting it with Vaseline

A man was left unable to have sex, after injecting his penis with Vaseline.

24-year-old Szilveszter had been unhappy with the size of his penis – and made the injections in order to try and lengthen it on a friend’s recommendation.

However, the Vaseline swelled his penis enormously, leaving doctors to have to “skin it like a banana” in order to prevent further damage.

He told Extreme Beauty Disasters, on TLC: “I said to my friend I want to lose weight as I think my penis is small. He said you don’t need to lose weight, I can help you. My friend injected in my penis Vaseline. Afterwards I was happy as it looked bigger.”

However, after the penis began to painfully swell, he had to seek medical treatmwent.


http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2015/04/22/this-man-cracked-his-penis-open-after-injecting-it-with-vaseline/

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Man cracked his penis open after injecting it with Vaseline (Original Post) RandySF Apr 2015 OP
WTF? Well, it's a rare Darwin. hobbit709 Apr 2015 #1
Now I finally get this expression. mockmonkey Apr 2015 #2
Yipes shenmue Apr 2015 #3
Proving that you can indeed use too much lube. Orrex Apr 2015 #4
So now should they add a warning to the label? LiberalElite Apr 2015 #5
One way to do it without a cowgirl jakeXT Apr 2015 #6
Why did I click on this? Laffy Kat Apr 2015 #7
This is in the running for a Darwin All-Stooge award. hifiguy Apr 2015 #8
So, what's the thrust of this argument? Eleanors38 Apr 2015 #9
Another idea that initially sounded... discntnt_irny_srcsm Apr 2015 #10
I don't think I've ever said: "That was damn good cake, nows the time to fill my dick with Vaseline" BlueJazz Apr 2015 #11
Wow, every so often someone does something incredibly stupid.... Paper Roses Apr 2015 #12
Some people survive idiocy seveneyes Apr 2015 #13
with friends like that, who needs enemies? rurallib Apr 2015 #14
First mistake: "Friend's Recommendation" Generic Brad Apr 2015 #15
First, do no harm seveneyes Apr 2015 #16

LiberalElite

(14,691 posts)
5. So now should they add a warning to the label?
Fri Apr 24, 2015, 11:09 AM
Apr 2015

Stories like this remind me of the cautions on the FedEx packaging telling users not to ship "blood or other diagnostics..." in their flat letter envelopes. I always wonder what idiot would try that... But, there must be one out there.

discntnt_irny_srcsm

(18,479 posts)
10. Another idea that initially sounded...
Fri Apr 24, 2015, 04:32 PM
Apr 2015

...ap-PEALING but just wasn't all that SWELL as it first seemed. Ya think?

 

BlueJazz

(25,348 posts)
11. I don't think I've ever said: "That was damn good cake, nows the time to fill my dick with Vaseline"
Fri Apr 24, 2015, 04:40 PM
Apr 2015

Paper Roses

(7,473 posts)
12. Wow, every so often someone does something incredibly stupid....
Fri Apr 24, 2015, 04:59 PM
Apr 2015

Don't know what to say. Ouch, so much for an active future.

Generic Brad

(14,275 posts)
15. First mistake: "Friend's Recommendation"
Fri Apr 24, 2015, 08:41 PM
Apr 2015

Second mistake: skinning it like a banana to prevent further damage. That action sounds suspiciously like further damage to me.

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