Yanno I'm old now.

Pfffffft.

Not sure why you would think he wasn't alive.

Chinese Restaurant-Comedy Club. THAT was a long time ago. OMG between him and Steve Sweeney, I do not know who was funnier, loved them both.

We were young out of town visitors with a night to spend in Boston. We had a nice dinner then went to a comedy club that looked like a Lutheran church basement. Eight-seat folding tables and chairs. We didn't expect much, it was pretty cheap, but wow, he was fabulous with his observations. What was his planet-earth quote? Wish you were here?

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On the back it said, "Wish you were here."

"I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards.
I got a full house and four people died."

Here's a long list of his quotes;

http://www.weather.net/zarg/ZarPages/stevenWright.html

Thanks for the link!

He said, for protection, he bought an East German shepherd.

very disciplined.

so I ordered scrambled eggs in the Italian Renaissance.

... I almost went back in time.

I didn't notice until I got it set up. People complained because they couldn't see the lake.


When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year.
I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety.

Why don't they just hire taller dancers?

Wright on his imminent fatherhood: I plan to buy two of everything;; two cribs, two highchairs, and a double-stroller.

Eventually the kid will ask: "Did I have a twin?"

I'll say: "Yeah."

He'll say: "What happened to him?"

I'll say: "He didn't listen."

I can't believe how deep that thing is.