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Major Nikon

(36,827 posts) Sat May 2, 2015, 10:58 AM May 2015

Not quite fair when Jesus keeps getting employee of the month

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Not quite fair when Jesus keeps getting employee of the month (Original Post) Major Nikon May 2015 OP

And Jesus said unto them: The Velveteen Ocelot May 2015 #1

That's not Jesus. That is a picture of me circa 1968. OffWithTheirHeads May 2015 #2

Even worse station001 May 2015 #3

Jesus selfie, lol! pinboy3niner May 2015 #7

I hear does an unbelievable job as a caterer though Generic Brad May 2015 #4

Oh, great. ANOTHER supper in His honor. pinboy3niner May 2015 #5

Hilarious. LOL. nt okaawhatever May 2015 #6

The rest of us do our damnedest to compete, but they resurrect Him for the award every fucking month pinboy3niner May 2015 #8

LOL nt. okaawhatever May 2015 #9

And another thing... pinboy3niner May 2015 #10

Giving out loaves and fishes to voters should be outlaewed! nt pinboy3niner May 2015 #11

Bless you, My son pinboy3niner May 2015 #12

. pinboy3niner May 2015 #13

Who else is ready for some Hippy-punching? pinboy3niner May 2015 #14

Jesus in a cubicle! As opposed to lunatica May 2015 #15

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,835 posts)

1. And Jesus said unto them:

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Sat May 2, 2015, 11:02 AM

May 2015

Uh, I'm gonna need you to go ahead come in tomorrow. So if you could be here around 9 that would be great....

OffWithTheirHeads

(10,337 posts)

2. That's not Jesus. That is a picture of me circa 1968.

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Sat May 2, 2015, 11:02 AM

May 2015

station001

(50 posts)

3. Even worse

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Sat May 2, 2015, 11:09 AM

May 2015

He has a framed selfie on the wall next to him!

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

7. Jesus selfie, lol!

Reply to station001 (Reply #3)

Sat May 2, 2015, 03:23 PM

May 2015

Nice catch!

Generic Brad

(14,275 posts)

4. I hear does an unbelievable job as a caterer though

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Sat May 2, 2015, 12:36 PM

May 2015

It seems like he never prepares enough bread and fish but somehow he always has more than enough to go around.

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

5. Oh, great. ANOTHER supper in His honor.

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Sat May 2, 2015, 01:29 PM

May 2015

They keep saying this one will be the last, and we're getting pretty damn tired of those lies. Not to mention we're fed up with always seeing his car with its fish decal in the plum parking space by the door!

okaawhatever

(9,462 posts)

6. Hilarious. LOL. nt

Reply to pinboy3niner (Reply #5)

Sat May 2, 2015, 01:57 PM

May 2015

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

8. The rest of us do our damnedest to compete, but they resurrect Him for the award every fucking month

Reply to okaawhatever (Reply #6)

Sat May 2, 2015, 04:29 PM

May 2015

I suspect the game is rigged and there's money being changed here. What is it with this Guy? Does He walk on water or something?

okaawhatever

(9,462 posts)

9. LOL nt.

Reply to pinboy3niner (Reply #8)

Sat May 2, 2015, 04:31 PM

May 2015

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

10. And another thing...

Reply to okaawhatever (Reply #9)

Sat May 2, 2015, 07:43 PM

May 2015

Turning water into wine just to get votes is really devious. Of course we like wine! And after a couple of glasses we'll vote for any old sandal-wearing hippie with a halo. UNFAIR!