i just found something from du

in a file. i thought it was so damn funny i copied most of it. not sure when it got posted (maybe around 2011?)

i have 23 pages of it! here are the first 3:

Drop a letter from a movie title game on du

(My Darling Clementine)
My Daring Clementine
The exciting story of a small, adventursome orange

(Taxi Driver)
Taxi Diver
the cut throat world of hailing a cab in NYC rush hour

(The Big Sleep)
The Bi Sleep
A look at sleep disturbances in the bi-sexual population

(Help!)
Hep!
The Beatles as a 40's jazz combo

(It’s a Mad Mad Mad Mad World)
It’s a Mad Mad Mad Mad Word
A documentary on all the synonyms for 'infuriated'

(Close Encounters of the Third Kind)
Close Encounters of the Third Kin
A story about cousins who fall in love

(Pulp Fiction)
Pup Fiction
Animated cartoon featuring Snoopy's stories

(Cool Runnings)
Cool Runings
A Jamaican bob-sled team uncovers an ancient Viking tablet

(Pretty in Pink)
Petty in Pink
a spiteful, petulant girl refuses to wear any color but pink.

(An American Quilt)
An American Quit
The story of Sarah Palin.

(The Princess Bride)
The Princess Bide
A princess waits, and waits, and waits.

(M*A*S*H)
A*S*H
The true story of what happens after the big fire

(Taxi Dancer)
Tax Dancer
A billionaire boogies his way around paying his fair share of taxes

(How Green Was My Valley)
How Green Was My Alley
How to grow your own food in urban areas

(The Birds)
The Bids
Horror abounds as Contract Bridge neophytes continually misplay their hands

(Last Tango in Paris)
Last Tang in Paris
A group of American astronauts celebrate a successful mission by taking a trip to France

(Friends with Benefits)
Fiends with Benefits
How the Republicans try to dismantle the nation's health care system while enjoying their own great HMO's.

(Hall Pass)
Hall Ass
Two guys and a truck move a brothel to a rival hotel chain

(The Texas Chainsaw Massacre)
The Texas Chinsaw Massacre
Leatherface gets even with those who made fun of his razor sharp cleft.

(Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid)
Pat Garrett and Billy the Id
Pat Garrett pursues his imaginary friend in therapy

(Pirate Radio)
Irate Radio
Small town takes over hate radio station and plays only Gloria Gaynor hits from the 70s.

(Dirty Dancing)
Dirt Dancing
PigPen teaches the whole Peanuts gang how to move

(Stripes)
Strips
A group of goofball soldiers leave the army to pursue careers with the Chippendales

(Night Shift)
Night Shit
Two morgue workers struggle thought nocturnal GI problems

(The Mosquito Coast)
The Mosquito Coat
An American family moves to Central America to find the world's most desired insect made jacket.

(Jaws)
Aws
The History of "LolCats

(The Great Escape)
The Great Scape
the story of garlic stems taken prisoners by the Germans during WWII

(The Life of Brian)
The Life of Bran
a documentary about muffins

(Days of Heaven)
Days of Heave
Farm workers in a love triangle get salmonella.

(Trains, Planes, and Automobiles)
Trains, Panes, and Automobiles
Trying to get home for Thanksgiving on a train that breaks down, our beleaguered duo get up to some hislirous hijinx that take up the majority of the movie as they are forced to take on a job with a window installation company in order to earn money to rent a car to continue their journey home

(Breaking Away)
Braking Away
Story of a young bike racer who can finish a race because of heavy braking

(Junior Bonner)
Junior Boner
A young boy finds his dad's hidden porn stash

(Drugstore Cowboy)
Rugstore Cowboy
A rancher opens a carpet emporium

(Pirates of the Caribbean)
Irates of the Caribbean
Adventures of annoyed privateers

(Oliver Twist)
Liver Twist
An orphan in 19th-century London suffers from internal organ problems