The DU Lounge

NightWatcher

(39,343 posts) Wed Jun 17, 2015, 04:01 PM Jun 2015

It's so hot outside. How hot is it? It's so hot...

that the hookers downtown are charging an extra $20 to blow on it.

that I saw a squirrel in the park putting ice on his nuts.

that people are standing next to Donald Trump just to be in the shade that his toupee provides

that people are taking bikram yoga in hell to cool off a bit

8 replies

= new reply since forum marked as read

Highlight:

It's so hot outside. How hot is it? It's so hot... (Original Post) NightWatcher Jun 2015 OP

It's so hot outside Aerows Jun 2015 #1

Nice, I'm gonna pick some of mine now. antiquie Jun 2015 #2

In TX parking spaces are sought by shade, not nearness to the entrance. hobbit709 Jun 2015 #3

When I first moved to Houston, I put pot holders in my car DamnYankeeInHouston Jun 2015 #8

It's so hot outside... Callmecrazy Jun 2015 #4

From here: Nac Mac Feegle Jun 2015 #5

It is so hot here cwydro Jun 2015 #6

Judgement Day is at hand seveneyes Jun 2015 #7

Aerows

(39,961 posts)

1. It's so hot outside

Reply to NightWatcher (Original post)

Wed Jun 17, 2015, 04:18 PM

Jun 2015

the vegetables in my garden are pre-steamed.

antiquie

(4,299 posts)

2. Nice, I'm gonna pick some of mine now.

Reply to Aerows (Reply #1)

Wed Jun 17, 2015, 04:25 PM

Jun 2015

hobbit709

(41,694 posts)

3. In TX parking spaces are sought by shade, not nearness to the entrance.

Reply to NightWatcher (Original post)

Wed Jun 17, 2015, 04:37 PM

Jun 2015

DamnYankeeInHouston

(1,365 posts)

8. When I first moved to Houston, I put pot holders in my car

Reply to hobbit709 (Reply #3)

Wed Jun 17, 2015, 09:20 PM

Jun 2015

so I could touch the steering wheel. New Yankee arrivals only had the 4-90 A/C system: 4 windows down and drive at 90 mph.

Callmecrazy

(3,065 posts)

4. It's so hot outside...

Reply to NightWatcher (Original post)

Wed Jun 17, 2015, 04:40 PM

Jun 2015

that the corn in the silos started a-poppin, throwin' the corn out of the top and on the ground. The horses in the pasture thought it was snow and froze to death.