Won’t Some Nice White Person Please Give Ann Coulter A Hug?

(some of the comments are . . .)

She used to be someone


Won’t Some Nice White Person Please Give Ann Coulter A Hug?


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Sad Ann Coulter is sad

Ann Coulter is not doing so well. It’s been a rough ride for the original Blonde Conservative Chick, who’s looking a little past her pull date, if you know what we mean. (We’d apologize for sounding sexist and ageist, but she’d hate that, so we won’t.) She used to be a novelty, but now there are dozens of younger, blonder, leggier, dumber, smilier, crazier conservative chicks. She is nothing special. She’s this close to being an answer on “Jeopardy!”: Born in 1961, this conservative columnist and commentator used to regularly appear on television and in newspapers, before she was deemed too toxic even for most conservatives. Who is Ann Coulter? And does anyone care? Alas, no.

She has written a new book — her eleventh, we think, though we don’t care enough to look it up, so let’s just say it’s her eleventh. It is also the first book that does not have “liberal” or “liberals” or “liberalism” or “Democrats” (same difference, right?) in the title, again, by our rough estimation.* And you don’t even get to see her boobs on the cover. She really likes showing her boobs on her book covers. Instead, there is only her colorless sad face.

Her latest book is called ¡Adios, America! — get it? so clever! — and while there is no amount of money you could pay or or sexual acts you could perform to persuade us to read the thing, the Amazon blurb indicates it’s about how much she hates immigrants, as opposed to her standard screeds against liberals and Democrats in general. She’s been keeping herself busy promoting her new book, appearing on whatever fourth-rate rightwing radio show will have her, most of them in Iowa. She has said all the horrible hateful things we’ve come to expect, and have long since grown tired of hearing, from her: about Latinos and gays and women and Muslims and abortion, and how they, with their evil lefty accomplices, will destroy America. For the eleventh time. Now buy this book!

In an interview before a mostly Latino audience, she refused to let a Latina immigrant audience member hug her because, she said, she was recovering from the flu. Maybe she was, but she certainly wasn’t upset by all the headlines screaming ANN COULTER REFUSED TO LET IMMIGRANT HUG HER! You can be fairly certain she’d refuse such a request, even if she had an original long-form perfect bill of health. She followed that up by saying that in addition to undocumented immigrants, she doesn’t want any cripples or fat chicks allowed in her country either. Now please buy this book!

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I’m a student of American History, so I’m appalled by — though I would really like to like Nikki Haley since she is a Republican. On the other hand, she is an immigrant and does not understand America’s history.



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