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shenmue

(38,506 posts) Thu Jul 2, 2015, 11:08 AM Jul 2015

What is Chris Christie?

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	1 (33%)
	A magma formation
	0 (0%)
	A vampire bat
	0 (0%)
	Cthulhu
	1 (33%)
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What is Chris Christie? (Original Post) shenmue Jul 2015 OP

He is the biggest Republican Candidate in more ways than you can count. liberal N proud Jul 2015 #1

yep!!! oldandhappy Jul 2015 #2

The Ghostbusters Stay Puft Marshmallow Man aint_no_life_nowhere Jul 2015 #3

IMO Chris Christie is a In_The_Wind Jul 2015 #4

Godzilla! KamaAina Jul 2015 #5

Well... Xyzse Jul 2015 #6

HeBe Fat OakCliffDem Jul 2015 #7

I say Vampire Bat... Lady Freedom Returns Jul 2015 #8

A smegma formation nt LiberalEsto Jul 2015 #9

I would not insult a vampire bat. TheCount_ Jul 2015 #10

Chris Christie is like a stream of bat's piss. Miles Archer Jul 2015 #11

liberal N proud

(60,334 posts)

1. He is the biggest Republican Candidate in more ways than you can count.

Reply to shenmue (Original post)

Thu Jul 2, 2015, 11:09 AM

Jul 2015

The biggest ass!
The biggest mouth!
The list can go on and on.

oldandhappy

(6,719 posts)

2. yep!!!

Reply to liberal N proud (Reply #1)

Thu Jul 2, 2015, 12:10 PM

Jul 2015

aint_no_life_nowhere

(21,925 posts)

3. The Ghostbusters Stay Puft Marshmallow Man

Reply to shenmue (Original post)

Thu Jul 2, 2015, 12:12 PM

Jul 2015

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

4. IMO Chris Christie is a

Reply to shenmue (Original post)

Thu Jul 2, 2015, 01:35 PM

Jul 2015

KamaAina

(78,249 posts)

5. Godzilla!

Reply to shenmue (Original post)

Thu Jul 2, 2015, 02:53 PM

Jul 2015

Xyzse

(8,217 posts)

6. Well...

Reply to shenmue (Original post)

Thu Jul 2, 2015, 03:11 PM

Jul 2015

Mothra - Generally is a peaceful diety that only fights to protect. Definitely not Christie

A magma formation - Say smegma, and I'd believe it. Magma, not too much.

A vampire bat - Though he is a blood sucker, he's waaaaaaaaay too big to be a bat.

Cthulhu - A malevolent diety, stuck in the Pacific. Christie is in the Atlantic, and is nowhere near as cool as Chtulhu.

Grendel - Though Christie might also be considered a mishapen man-eater, Grendel has shown to be capable of introspection in a novel in his point of view, I just don't see such traits in Christie.

So, sadly, I had to pass.