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Related: Culture Forums, Support Forums"I've been around livestock my whole life"
so I know what I want in a woman. Okay then, farmers only.com. You've got me hooked. Not!
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"I've been around livestock my whole life" (Original Post)
justgamma
Jul 2015
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Iggo
(47,565 posts)1. We've been skipping over that part out of respect.
But, man, we got jokes!
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)2. "And don't believe a word the sheep say!"
panader0
(25,816 posts)3. "niiiner, niiiner"
malthaussen
(17,216 posts)6. No, not the sheep!
-- Mal
NV Whino
(20,886 posts)4. And I say baaaa to that.
Boxerfan
(2,533 posts)5. Ok I have to share my favorite farmer joke...
A traveling feed salesman developed a knack for ventriloquism.
He found it helpful to get a laugh & possibly sales.
He started in on a tough old farmer & he was not buying. So he said "that horse over there likes my feed". And he threw his voice-yes sir that is prime oats please give me more. "How is the farmer treating you?"-Throwing his voice..." Good real good-just wish I had more of those oats I just tried" on it went with the chickens & a cow. The salesman spotted a sheep walking nearby & the farmer said-Stop right there....
Sheep Lie!
Ok done...
And sorry to any actual veterans of the soil.
Major Nikon
(36,827 posts)7. ...