A minute and a half of the first one was 5 minutes too much out of my life.

narwhals with Uzis for in place of their long horns

Vice President Ann Coulter

It was even worse than I hoped it would be.

That'd be like thinking "Snakes on a Plane" would feature rottweilers on a Trailways bus.

This thing is happening.

Turns out you're three hours ahead of me so now I have to cool my jets for a while. It's like waiting for Christmas to come!

Does it live in water or on land?

Sharktopus don't care, though.

Land or sea, he's a badass.

Part of the plot line of Two-Headed Shark attack.

You have to admit, you practically begged for that with that setup.

Near the end, I heard a very appropriate line of dialogue.

"Who watches this crap?"

Arturo: It's like a unholy union between a piranha and an anaconda.

Talia: You mean a piranhaconda?

Pike: I can't believe you just said that.

So that should be on their site soon.

That was brilliant!

Absolutely disgusting!

Apparently Sharktopus agreed.

Particularly the scene where Pted starts choking on SharkTrump's hairpiece.

With Debbie Gibson and Tiffany. What's not to love???

Two-Headed Shark Attack, followed by Three-Headed Shark Attack, and coming up next Zombie Shark.

"Three-headed Shark Attack"?

Or, "Ghost Shark?"

in the water to do some McGyvering under the dock, and when she gets back on the dock, in the next immediate scene her hair is dry.

when Fin's young girlfriend says recounts a horror story from her youth: "6 people went into the water, only one little girl came out. The sharks got the rest." You could practically hear Robert Shaw turning over in his grave.

Unfortunately, I was never motivated to go back over it again to test my theory.

The woman that plays Roberta was the guard at a military facility and said to Ian Zeiring how she hated sharks. And, Zeiring replies to her, "at least it's not zombies!"

I had to leave several times during the show. Did Ann Coulter turn into shark bait?

after they raised the flag, I missed it until they were in Charleston. I don't even know if they explained why Nova missed the entire second movie

Sharknado movie were publicizing it, so it's gotta be on soon. Is it really named, "Sharknado 3: Oh, Hell No!"?

See the trailer in #10.

I hope she's munched on.

not sure, though.

Mark Cuban.

Bringing gravitas to the Sharknado 3 movie.

Plus Jerry Springer and Penn & Teller. And the kid from Malcolm in the Middle, all grown up.


Cheeto-worthy.

I did. He texted me a pic.
He was REALLY excited.

Is responsible for all those scrappy movies