Right up to the point where the cat shits on it

"Don't it make my brown eye blue"

"How to keep kitteh from killing you when you attempt to put an asshole ring on him."

Remember kids, Don't Tutch the But.

We were all sitting on the porch on a summer afternoon , grandparents-parents and the babe crawling on the floor. Then the family cat came by tail held high and strutting as cats as want to do, seeking attention. As soon as it passed my granddaughter , she grabbed it by the tail and stuck her finger in the cat's bung hole. Cat jumped about 5 feet in the air, spun around and whacked the shit (declawed-thank God for that) out of my granddaughter before running back into the house. Stunned, my little darling looked around with the most puzzled and confused face I have yet to see. Laughed ourselves silly and a story which we will tell until Alzheimer catches up to us.

Must our cat's ass sparkle too?

It wouldn't come all the way out of his but. All the kids were daring each other to pull it. It was a very grumpy cat.