Georgia will be drinking bud light, wearing a UGA trucker hat, tortoise Costa Del Mar sunglasses with croakies, solid colored Polo shirt, questionably short shorts with a UGA belt, and driving a Z71 with a Browning decal in their rear window (even though he only went hunting twice, in Jr High) and a UGA license plate frame. He went to Valdosta State University, and he works in his dad’s local business.

New York is an Italian businessman, wearing an expensive suit, with a perfect haircut and slicked back hair. He is talking down to New Jersey, like a father talking to a son, and he's drinking scotch.


I was born in Ga and relocated.

Sure, I get the joke, we're a small state trying to hang out with the bigger states near by - ha ha ha

But here's a little reminder of what we folks in Delaware have:

http://www.thedailymeal.com/50-best-craft-breweries-america?page=1

Who is listed #1 Oh that's Dogfish Head? Where are they located? Wait, that's in DELAWARE.

Pennsylvania's best brewery - #15
Maryland's best - #39
New York - #19
New Jersey - I don't think anyone drinks the stuff from New Jersey

http://www.thedailymeal.com/drink/50-best-craft-breweries-america-2015?slide=51

BTW that article came out yesterday


BTW still don't believe me?

http://americancraftbeer.com/Serious-Top-50-Beers?sort=rating
Just from beer drinkers alone Dogfish has 2 of their beers in the top 10 list! (Dogfish 120 and Dogfish 90)

We Delawareans would not waste our time with Pennsylvania's hand-me-downs!

With all of those toll booths.

We First Staters know better! And at least we don't put $8 toll booths on the side road alternatives that you can take to bypass paying the $8 tollbooth on YOUR stretch of 95.

I used to like Yuengling but now my faves are Dogfish Head and Yards. No need to give money to scabs when I can get even better beer from great craft breweries.

He's coming to a campaign near you next month

I'll add him if he's an official candidate.

If anyone gives me a pride icon for Webb or Chafee I'll consider adding them too. But I kinda like the three I have, and of course Joe would be a great add. (I can use the image you have there instead of a the pride pic ... it's cool enough. )

good to know.

I think Biden just wanted to wait until his family had some time to heal. But it was his late son who really pushed him to run for President so I think he's really doing this for Beau. I wasn't interested in getting involved with the primaries but we Delawareans gotta stick together!

Best case I can get you a photo of Joe running around the White House like a Cape Crusader with the Pride Flag wrapped around him. He was pretty stoked that day!

Texas does have a VERY vibrant environment and many venues for live musicians.

Pennsylvania is a cheery, pretty brunette girl with blue eyes, dressed fairly preppy. She's drinking Yuengling and making out with a handful of other states.

I was afraid they would do shot-and-a-beer blue collar worker. We still have those guys, but not like we used to.

Even us folks in Delaware and trust us we Delawareans do not want your anti-union crap beer. Why would we when the #1 Craft Brewery resides in our state.

I know nothing of beer. I remember Iron City and Rolling Rock. I even remember the slogan "Beer in Cans = Jobs in Steel." That sounds pro-union.

Connecticut is a rich white woman sipping a martini and silently judging all the other states.

New Jersey is a man of Italian/Mediterranean descent wearing a wifebeater and track pants. He's downing jagerbombs and giving people the finger.

Oh, you mean this guy?




Cher

a young buck in tight jeans, boots, white Stetson with his Skoal can forming a round lump in back pocket. Hat cocked back, he leans on the bar and sips a Bud and chats it up with a blonde from Nebraska.

sips a Coors and wonders aloud how ANYONE in their right mind can swill Bud."