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Capt. Obvious

(9,002 posts) Thu Jul 30, 2015, 10:50 AM Jul 2015

A man always smoked two cigarettes at a time

When people asked him why, he answered: i'm smoking one for myself and one for my brother in jail.

One day he was smoking only one, so people gladly asked "is your brother out of jail?" He answered: "no, I quit"

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A man always smoked two cigarettes at a time (Original Post) Capt. Obvious Jul 2015 OP
Kickin' it! In_The_Wind Jul 2015 #1
You mean his brother couldn't get smokes in jail? Aristus Jul 2015 #2

Aristus

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2. You mean his brother couldn't get smokes in jail?
Reply to Capt. Obvious (Original post)
Thu Jul 30, 2015, 12:13 PM
Jul 2015

I thought cigarettes were prison currency.

I know; I know. Not the point. it's a joke.

I have an annoyingly literal mind...

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